| abstract | - 40 Years later North Eurasistan elected a new king while the south just became known as "Asia", Charlie, which many of the Stan-worshippers saw as being sent by a false god, and that Stan was the only true leader of their vastly pointless kingdom of sand. They came to denounce these 'Charlies' who renamed their Stanlyton-style of praying the 'Charleston'. This inevitably led to another conflict between the Charlies and the Stanlies which would again lead to a national divide, though the Charlies clamed that Stan pointed them to a new god to help better the world or some such dribble, hence the Charlies renamed their country "Charlie-Stan" or Charlistan in honor of both kings. However the kings disagreed with this action their subjects had taken, and Stan and Charlie ended up in a drunken fight, late one Arabian night. Stan, despite his small stature was able to maneuver through Charlie's legs and avoid his large fists, causing Charlie to fall fowards when Stan literally kicked his buttocks, causing him to fall over in to the Dead Sea. In the morning the two made up, but Charlie was too embarrassed to be a king anymore and took to selling vacuum cleaners, Charlistan however kept its name.
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