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rdfs:label	David Koch
rdfs:comment	David James Koch (born 7 March 1956) is an Australian television personality. He voiced a reporter in the Australian edit of Monsters vs. Aliens. The reporter notes how aliens only ever seem to appear in America. David Koch is an Australian breakfast television "personality" who somehow manages to make his job look a lot harder than it could possibly be. He is especially well known for his jokes, which most of the time serve to send his target audience back to sleep. David Koch frequently goes out drinking with Peter Meakin, as part of an attempt to get Peter convicted of drunk driving to slowly gain complete control of the Seven Network. David Hamilton Koch (pronounced like Coke) is a useless rich guy. He lives in a castle made out of money in Neverland surrounded by pixie-fairies and slaves (they work during the day as Republican congressmen.) He has to pay rent on his castle, but would rather spend it on ballerinas. Never mind that his castle is made of money and he could spend it on both. But because he's afraid of the landlord he uses the money his castle is made of make the rent down. He keeps his slaves in line by paying them only if they sign no-tax pledges.
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abstract	David Hamilton Koch (pronounced like Coke) is a useless rich guy. He lives in a castle made out of money in Neverland surrounded by pixie-fairies and slaves (they work during the day as Republican congressmen.) He has to pay rent on his castle, but would rather spend it on ballerinas. Never mind that his castle is made of money and he could spend it on both. But because he's afraid of the landlord he uses the money his castle is made of make the rent down. Meanwhile, everybody without a castle made of money is starving while Charles has a feast in his castle made of money. Not only that, he destroys the environment and makes life harder for their grandchildren. He keeps his slaves in line by paying them only if they sign no-tax pledges. He has a brother, Charles Koch who lives in a castle made of money down the road. According to RationalWiki, philanthropy by the Koch brothers is largely fake. David Koch & his Brother are ready to stop Donald Trump from becoming the Nomminee for the 2016 race. David James Koch (born 7 March 1956) is an Australian television personality. He voiced a reporter in the Australian edit of Monsters vs. Aliens. The reporter notes how aliens only ever seem to appear in America. David Koch is an Australian breakfast television "personality" who somehow manages to make his job look a lot harder than it could possibly be. He is especially well known for his jokes, which most of the time serve to send his target audience back to sleep. David Koch frequently goes out drinking with Peter Meakin, as part of an attempt to get Peter convicted of drunk driving to slowly gain complete control of the Seven Network.