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| rdfs:comment | - The Conservative method is the process where conservatives try to solve problems, contrasted to the scientific method. All Conservatives 1.
* Define the question. 2.
* Consult the Bible. 3.
* Consult their pastors. 4.
* Consult their mommies. 5.
* Consult their daddies (men count for more than women among Conservatives). 6.
* Consult their wives/husbands (especially husbands). 1.
* Hire a bunch of accountants to see which method makes them the most money. 2.
* Use the plan with the most profit. 3.
* Look for reasons in the Bible or in what their pastor told them why the most profitable plan is also consistent with Conservative Christianity. 1.
* Consult Fox News. 2.
* Keep paying their tithes hoping this will make them prosperous lat
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| abstract | - The Conservative method is the process where conservatives try to solve problems, contrasted to the scientific method. All Conservatives 1.
* Define the question. 2.
* Consult the Bible. 3.
* Consult their pastors. 4.
* Consult their mommies. 5.
* Consult their daddies (men count for more than women among Conservatives). 6.
* Consult their wives/husbands (especially husbands). 1.
* Hire a bunch of accountants to see which method makes them the most money. 2.
* Use the plan with the most profit. 3.
* Look for reasons in the Bible or in what their pastor told them why the most profitable plan is also consistent with Conservative Christianity. 1.
* Consult Fox News. 2.
* Keep paying their tithes hoping this will make them prosperous later 3.
* Blame themselves for not being richer 4.
* Blame whoever Fox News blames because they aren't richer
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