| abstract | - (Fade up on the opening title sequence. A light cracks out from the ground making a bigger crack. To heavy metal rock music, the opening logo rises from the ground. Zoom out on Phineas and Ferb wailing on their electric guitars as the logo rises up. When they finish, Spidey drops hanging upside down from a web.) Spider-Man: Aunt May, Phineas and Ferb are making a crossover! Phineas: Yeah we are! (They play the last chord. Cut to black.) (Song: "Surfin' Asteroids") ♪ Grab a spaceboard and catch a wave, ♪ ♪ The asteroid ocean is quite a rave. ♪ ♪ We're gonna zoom-zoom-zoom through the stratosphere ♪ ♪ There's a reason that they call it the final frontier. ♪ ♪ Shoot the tube into the void, ♪ ♪ We're surfin' asteroids! ♪ ♪ Take my hand, we're gonna rock and roll, ♪ ♪ Past a little red dwarf and a big black hole; ♪ ♪ So grab a friend and come right over, ♪ ♪ Pretty soon, this party's gonna supernova! (Supernova!) (Supernova!) ♪ ♪ Past a big blue comet and a purple quasar, ♪ ♪ Just need a pressure suit and a surf guitar ♪ ♪ Just shoot the tube into the void ♪ ♪ We're surfin' asteroids! ♪ ♪ (We're surfin' those asteroids) ♪ ♪ Surfin' asteroids! ♪ ♪ (We're surfin' those asteroids) ♪ ♪ Surfin' asteroids! ♪ Isabella: That was awesome! Phineas: Yeah! The cosmic rays we collected through our satellite dish made a great power source for our surfboards. Baljeet: Well, I, for one, need to get back to the space station. Phineas: All right. Buford: You know, these suits are equipped with— Baljeet: I do not want to do it in the suit! (The gang surf their way into a giant space station shaped like Phineas and Ferb's heads. Inside the space station, the gang have their suits off are talking with a floating screen with Irving on it.) Irving: Hi, guys! How are the asteroid waves? Phineas: They were totally crankin', dude! (In the backyard where Irving is acting as mission control.) Irving: (laughing) He called me "dude"! (Cut back to Phineas) Phineas: We're about to take the module down. Are we clear for landing? Irving: One moment. (He gets up) (Irving chases a butterfly off the ground.) Irving: All clear! Hey, where's Perry? ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪ (Inside the building Agent P is already trapped.) Doofenshmirtz: Struggle all you want, Perry the Platypus, you're not getting out of that! It's hydraulic! I don't know if you're aware of this, but my brother, Roger, is the mayor. (Perry just gives him a look indicating that he was, in fact, aware of it.) Alright, I may have touched upon the subject from time to time, but, y'know, I figured why not mention it again just for clarity? Anyway, that job gives him all these cool mayoral powers. So I created the Power-Drain-inator to drain all his powers into this canister, and then I, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, get to wield them! Just think, I will have the power to raise taxes, pass legislation and even cut the ceremonial ribbon at openings! Where I'll finally be able to use (He produces a pair of giant scissors from behind his back) these! You like them? I-I got 'em at a garage sale. (He leans the scissors onto a hydraulic pump, which leaks and releasing Perry from his trap.) Ah, see? Th-th-that's one of those hydraulic lines that, uh, goes to your— (Perry flings himself at Doofenshmirtz, who falls backwards, and then takes the inator, smashing it to pieces.) Aw, come on!!! One kick and you destroy my inator? Right? W-W-And what? You're just gonna thwart and run? I thought this was going to be a special extended episode! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! (A piece of the broken inator zaps up to the sky.) Aaah! Uh-oh. (The beam hits the satellite on top of Phineas and Ferb's space station, it bounces back, headed towards New York City. At the Statue of Liberty, a caption is seen saying "New York: Moments earlier...") Hot Dog Vendor: Hey, Vinnie, the usual? Vinnie: Yeah, same old, same old. (A building sign falls to the ground. We hear a generic hip hop song playing in the background Spider-Man web slings his way around.) (Song: "My Streets") ♪ Alright, smart guy, think you must have made a mistake ♪ ♪ But I'm feelin' kinda generous I'll give you a break ♪ New Yorker: Go get 'em, Spider-Man! Spider-Man: Woo!! (He gets splashed by a fire hydrant) I didn't know this was gonna be a pool party. I woulda brought my trunks! (Cut to another part of New York, where Thor, Iron Man, and the Hulk are battling with Venom and Whiplash. Iron Man zaps Venom. Whiplash whips a fire escape. Hulk attempts to run at him but gets trapped by the fire escape remains. He roars his way out of them and pulls a lamppost from the ground, flinging it at Whiplash, who takes a couple of pieces of it and flings them at Iron Man, who zaps Whiplash. Venom gets a jump on Hulk, who smashes him. Thor flies into Venom. Spidey finally arrives.) Iron Man: Oh, hey, kid! Glad you could make it! Spider-Man: (while webbing Venom) I'm just fashionably late. (Hulk throws the tied up Venom and Thor hammers Whiplash. Two big doors open revealing MODOK riding some big vehicle with Red Skull at the wheel.) Iron Man: Back off, fellas! If that thing firing anti-matter blasts, it's gonna pack a big punch! Hulk: I pack a bigger punch! (The anti-matter blasts into Hulk.) Red Skull: MODOK, take zem all out! (Spidey flings a web at MODOK raveling his hands.) MODOK: Fool! Your webs cannot stop my mind! (He laughs) (One of the guns fires anti-matter at Spidey, but misses.) Spider-Man: Missed me! (Iron Man fires a blast from his chest, breaking the wheels of the vehicle. Thor hammers the vehicle and Hulk lifts it up and flings it into the Hudson River.) Iron Man: That's it for you creeps! Spider-Man: Ooh ooh! Can I web 'em up? (The -inator beam blasts the heroes.) Red Skull: Let's go! (The villains all flee but Red Skull bumps into MODOK.) Move, you big tin schnitzel!!! Thor: What was that? Spider-Man: I dunno. But they're getting away! (He attempts to climb a wall, but falls.) Whoa! Well, that's new. (Iron Man's suit powers down.) Iron Man: Something's wrong. I can't move! Thor: Sit tight! Mighty Mjolnir will bring them down! (He attempts to throw the hammer, but it crashes into the ground.) My strength, it's gone! Hulk: I'll go. (Hulk tries to smash, but nothing happens.) Iron Man: Somehow our powers have been drained. I need to get to JARVIS and figure this out. Let's get back to S.H.I.E.L.D. (The heroes all walk away, except for Iron Man who attempts to move, but remains immobile.) Hey, guys! My power's down and my suit's frozen! Could somebody get me a hand? Spider-Man: Hulk, can you carry him? Hulk: My power's gone, too. Iron Man: Oh, for— Well, can somebody find a furniture dolly? (Back in Danville the gang are being lowered onto a drill-like dome.) Buford: That was the best thing we've done this morning! (They lower into the ground and the dome disappears. Candace makes her perfectly timed busting entrance with her Mom.) Candace: Mom! Hurry! Here! Look! Phineas: Hi, Mom! Linda: Hi, kids! Candace: Why aren't you in space? Buford: Eh, we got hungry. Linda: Oh, that's my cue! I'll make you guys some snacks before I leave! (At the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.) Spider-Man: Well, this stinks! Without my spider-powers, I'm just a guy in a body stocking! Thor: And I had to leave Mjolnir in the street! (Cutaway to New York where a female traffic cop is giving a ticket to Mjolnir for standing at a "No Stopping Anytime" sign. Cut back to the Helicarrier.) Thor: It just became too heavy. (Hulk comes in carrying Iron Man on a dolly.) Iron Man: At least you guys aren't locked inside this metal suit. Man, do I regret having that second cup of coffee this morning. Now we have to find out where that beam came from. Nick Fury: Danville. Danville, USA. Spider-Man: Have you been standing there this whole time? Nick Fury: Yes. Yes I have. (He walks to a screen which shows the inator beam hitting the space station satellite) The beam that hit you originated from the Tri-State Area, bounced off a space station satellite dish, and hit you in New York City during your fight. Spider-Man: Is that one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s? Nick Fury: No. It's theirs. (The space station image fades to Phineas and Ferb's images.) Spider-Man: Man, that kid's got a weird-shaped head. Iron Man: (jumping) Hey! Hey! Guys, I can't see with the— (falls down) Little help here? Hulk: I got him. (Norm is busy vacuuming up the debris from Doofenshmirtz's inator) Doofenshmirtz: Make sure you get all these little pieces over here, too. No no no, y-you're missing the big one. Norm: Okey-dokey! Doofenshmirtz: Y'know, Norm, the Power-Drain-inator did get one shot off before it died. I wonder if it hit anything. Gordon Gutsofanemu: (on television) Dateline: New York City. A mysterious ray has drained the power from four of our beloved superheroes. We now return you to Horse in a Bookcase, already in progress. Doofenshmirtz: That was me! Th-Th-That was me! I drained the power from those superheroes! Winning! Ooh, ooh, I should update my evil blog on the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. site! (sits down at the computer and types) OMG!! I drained all the powers from a group of superheroes in New York , and those powers belong to me now! Happy Emoticon (Typed out as >:D >:D >:D) And send! Norm, let's get the powers out of the canister so I can start wielding them! I-I can't wait to fly and run fast and carry a big hammer around for no reason! Norm: Uh, sir, I hate to be the bearer of empty canisters, but this canister is empty. Doofenshmirtz: What?! So I don't have the powers? Norm: Time to blog a retraction, I guess. Doofenshmirtz: Uh, y'know, I'm not gonna change it. Everyone exaggerates on the Internet. (Cut to Red Skull's lair.) Red Skull: There vas a slight miscalculation. It becomes clearer upon seeing zis footage. Whiplash: That is more than a slight miscalculation, Red Skull. It's a major mistake! Venom: We could have destroyed the heroes once and for all! Red Skull: Enough! It doesn't change ze fact zat ze heroes are now powerless! Whiplash: Well, what could have happened to their powers? Red Skull: MODOK? MODOK: I, MODOK, the perfect combination of human intellect and machine, have interfaced with all of the digital information stored on the vast network, the World Wide Web! Whiplash: I can do the same thing with my phone. Plus I got free roaming! Venom: Nice! MODOK: As I was saying, I have found some puny inferior human known as Doofenshmirtz claiming that he has drained the heroes of all their superpowers. Red Skull: Hmm, Doofenshmirtz. Zat sounds Drusselshteinian. I have a cousin who married a Drusselshteinian. She is dead to me!! So, who is zis Doofenshmirtz? MODOK: I'm projecting his image now. (Doof's image appears.) Red Skull: He is beautifully grotesque. Whiplash: All hideous and deformed. Venom: He must have some backstory. Red Skull: Vere can we find zis sideshow freak? MODOK: (showing an image of D.E.I.) He's in the Tri-State Area, Danville to be precise! Red Skull: Danville, eh? Gentlemen, it looks like we're going on an evil road trip. MODOK: Ooh, shotgun! Red Skull: YOU DO NOT FIT IN ZE SHOTGUN POSITION!!!! (Cut to the backyard.) Phineas: Well, that was fun, and it's only 10:30. What else should we do today? Linda: Oh, hey, kids. I'm gonna be taking a walking tour of the Tri-State Area today. (her phone rings) Yes, Candace, you're in charge. Candace: Whoopee!! Linda: Bye, kids. Phineas: Hey, where's Perry? Oh, there he is! (Cut back to D.E.I. A huge vehicle lowers onto the balcony. The supervillains exit from the door. Venom hisses. Cut to his foot to reveal that he stepped into a Perry the Platypus trapped. He gets his foot out of it.) Computer: Platypus trap engaged. Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platyp—You're not Perry the Platypus! Who are you guys? Red Skull: Zis is Vhiplash, zis is Venom, and I am Red Skull. Doofenshmirtz: Yes. Yes, you are. Y'know, you really should use sunblock. Y-You're burned down to the bone. MODOK: I am MODOK, and you are the one they call "Doofenshmirtz". Doofenshmirtz: Oh, yeah. That's what they sing at the end of the birthday song...Ah, well, y'know, at least they...would have if...anybody ever sang....that song to me. Anyway...Hey, the floating head and little arms thing. I-I tried that back in the '90s. (Cutaway to Doofenshmirtz as a floating head with little arms.) Doofenshmirtz: I'll rule the Tri-State Areaaaa! (bumps into a wall) (End cutaway.) Doofenshmirtz: I could never maneuver out the front door, but I see you're pretty mobile. W-What are you guys doing here? Red Skull: Shos your davices, Doofenshmirtz! Doofenshmirtz: "Shess-so-davices?" I-Is that Latin? Red Skull: Show us your devices. Doofenshmirtz: I-I-I-I-I'm still not gettin' it. Anyone? Whiplash: I have no idea. Red Skull: (grunts) Show...us...your...devices! Doofenshmirtz: Oh, you want to see my inators! Man...Man, you've got quite an accent there! Alright, (walks up to an inator) here's what I'm workin' on now. Behold, the Slothinator! It will give me the powers of a sloth...which are super-slowness and super-leaf-eating. Red Skull: (to MODOK) Are you sure zis is ze right guy? MODOK: MODOK is infallible! Red Skull: Then he must be toying with us. Playing us for fools! He is even more diabolical than we thought! Doofenshmirtz: (holding up a branch) Seriously, I'll be able to eat this whole branch, but...y'know, like, slowly. (Cut to the Flynn-Fletcher house. The doorbell rings.) Phineas: Ferb, are you expecting someone? (Ferb opens the door to reveal the superheroes.) Ferb: Not them.
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