| abstract | - (in the brig in G 2.5) Bonehead: NO! You drated pirates have defeated my men. Ishmael: Yes, please let us out, this idiot is driving me crazy. Greenwood: You would think a fort like this would have higher security...........I guess that's what happens when they leave a bonehead in charge. Bonehead: What? Who said my name? Victor (laughing): Your name is actually bonehead? Bonehead: Captain Bonehead of the Marines at your service (he saultes them) My mission is to apprehend all pirates who attempt to pass by G 2.5 on the way to the Grand Line. Sigfried: I'm guessing a lot of pirates get by. Bonehead (still saluting): In the past year I have apprehended three pirate crews. I have failed to apprehend twenty. Sigfried: There you go. Victor (walks over to Vick): But somehow this idiot managed to get captured. Bonehead: That's right. He was separated from his crew and my men and I took care of him. He'll be unconscious for awhile after meeting my fearsome headbutt! Storm: How fearsome is your fearsome headbutt? Bonehead: Very fearsome? Storm: So on a scale of 1 to 10....it would be like a............ Bonehead: 9.5, if not 10. Storm: Hmm okay sounds good. Terra: Wtf? Victor: He's preparing his Devil's Fruit. Terra: Really? Bonehead: What? Devil's Fruit users? I already captured two. Ishmael: Greenwood and I are NOT Devil's Fruit users! How many times to I have to tell you? Greenwood: 7 Bonehead: Yeah at least that much. Ishmael: ...........Let............us.........out................I'm losing my mind. Storm: Righto! You guys might want to step back. (they all move) Oh wait, not you Bonehead. Bonehead: Right. (he moves back. Storm: (to himself) Idiot. Giant Quake! (he leaps in the air and smashes the ground near Bonehead and the prison bars with his axe) Ishmael: We're free! (Bonehead is also defeated.....cuz he's a wimp) Storm: Wow I didn't even have to use my Devil's Fruit power Victor: That was anticlimatic.............who wrote this story arc? Greenwood: Shouldn't we be leaving? Storm: Right! Has the Log Pose adjusted! Terra: Yes Captain. Storm: Right on! Victor: Right on? He thinks he's hip............ Storm: Let's rid ourselves of this place of stupidity and set sail for the next island! TO BE CONTINUED
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