| rdfs:comment | - He was known to be very intelligent from a young age, solving the Black Hole Information Paradox at the age of seven minutes. However, such intellect was still not enough to satisfy an Asian-American upbringing, and Oda was pressured by his parents to do well in school. Although he originally thought that the education system was not right for him, considering its large social cliques and standards, Oda found a quick and affordable solution to his social anxiety; human murder. By senior year in High School, Oda was the only student left in the school besides his rival, Kishimoto, who was known for his promiscuity in a similar sense that Oda had been once he discovered necrophillia.
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| abstract | - He was known to be very intelligent from a young age, solving the Black Hole Information Paradox at the age of seven minutes. However, such intellect was still not enough to satisfy an Asian-American upbringing, and Oda was pressured by his parents to do well in school. Although he originally thought that the education system was not right for him, considering its large social cliques and standards, Oda found a quick and affordable solution to his social anxiety; human murder. By senior year in High School, Oda was the only student left in the school besides his rival, Kishimoto, who was known for his promiscuity in a similar sense that Oda had been once he discovered necrophillia. However, Oda was not always such a social pussy. He soon travelled to the wonderful land of Notrè Dame to attend college. Unfortunately, he took the left turn at Albuquerque and ended up at Noter Deim, a crappy version of the actual place. Oda made plenty of "friends" on the ND Football team (specifically with the beefy Blonde-haired, blue-eyed jocks), but soon realized that his best bet for a career was corrupt world domination after reading the famous novel, 1984, a dystopian novel where the planet is controlled by a dictator named "Ronald Reagan" who views the entire world with television monitors and arrests people for thinking liberal thoughts. Oda took on his new identity, Odacchi, and automatically became the most powerful man in the universe. Odacchi assembled the most terrifying trash of this world to bring rise to his ideal for the Odacchi empire. These very men, who consisted of Adolf Hitler, Jr., Megatron, Carl Sagan and Grimace, would be the leading generals of his soon-to-be empire and eventually the members of his beloved Odacchi council. Grimace passed away in 2005 from Hormonal Cancer. His chair on the council has yet to be reclaimed.
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