| abstract | - Mario and Luigi: Stupid Mario Brothers! Mario: Episode 6! [As Mario says "six", the word "SIX" appears beneath the title card, "S" highlighted in red, "I" in grey, and "X" in white.] Bowser: So........................... They didn't get you guys... You know I didn't want them to hurt your (sic) right?... You guys coming back soon?... ..............miss you............ [Mario and Luigi are rather stumped by the letter, particularly the last line] Mario: Pathetic! What a loser! [Mario stuffs the letter back in the mailbox] Luigi: What do you want to do now Mario? Mario: Want to grow our mustaches back? Luigi: Okay! [Both face the camera and hold their thumbs up in approval] Narrator: Three months later! Luigi: What do you want to do NOW, Mario? Mario: Want to go ride a go-kart? Luigi: Okie dokie! Luigi: Mario, these mustaches are getting really itchy! Mario: Want to shave again? Luigi: Okay! [Mario and Luigi simply tear off their mustaches] ♫Imagine me and you, I do I think about you day and night, it's only right Mario: What kind of a moron throws a ball at someone? Luigi: I don't know Mario, but I think I see someone over there. Mario: Where? Luigi: Over there, see? He's hiding. [Luigi points in the person's direction] Stranger: Gotta catch 'em all. [He surveys his surroundings and then jumps out from behind a tree, to a cover of the original Pokémon TV show theme, which he then proceeds to dance to] Mario: Excuse-a me, but who are you? Stranger: My name is Ash Ketchum! Ash: I come from Kanto City, I was trying to catch you. Mario: Catch me, why? Ash: Because, I gotta catch 'em all. Luigi: Catch WHAT all? Ash: All the Pokémon. Mario: What are Pokémon?! Ash: What I have to catch all of. Luigi: Why did you throw this ball at us? Ash: I mistook you for a Charizard, level 37, post-transformation Charmeleon. Mario: And that's a Pokémon? Ash: It is one of kabillions that I must catch, for I must, catch them all. Mario: And why do you have to catch 'em all?! Ash: Because, ...I gotta. [The camera dramatically zooms in on Ash's face during the last part of his sentence] Mario: Ash Ketchum, Ash Ketchum... I remember where I heard your name! That's right, Donkey Kong mentioned you! He said you tried to shove him into one of those balls! Luigi: Oh, so he's THAT Ash Ketchum. Mario: Do me a favor, kid: Stay the crap away from us! Luigi: Yeah, and take your stupid ball with you! Mario: Nobody likes you, Ash!!! Ash: Oh... [Ash clumsily drops the Pokéball and picks it up again while running off] Luigi: Well thank goodness we got rid of that weirdo! Mario: I know! Who wears short sleeves in winter? Luigi: Hmm... I wonder what Wario and Waluigi are doing. [Meanwhile, at Wario's House] Waluigi: What do you want to do now, Wario? Wario: Wanna watch The Golden Compass? Waluigi: No, that movie sucks! Let's watch Lord of the Rings! Wario: Whaaaaaat?!?! Wario: I hate Lord of the Rings, and I hate Peter Jackson, and I hate you! Wario: Weh... Wanna go bug the Mario Brothers? Waluigi: Okay... Dane Cook: Shit, I can't stop laughing. Chris Muller: Ah crap! Matt Provencal: That was horrible! Richard Alvarez: Oh, the hand was there. Sorry, I saw- Dane Cook: Fuck! Chris Muller: Damn-
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