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  • Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/wat the hell
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  • wat the crab is the crap lol Ha, that was fun! It's almost like I just told off every single IP that ever made a QVFDable page and expected it to survive, all in one Simon Cowell-esque soul-crushing rant of a review. I feel so relieved. In the words of Eric Cartman: "You know that feeling after you take a huge dump? Awesome." - 02:46, Oct 30 Hey! Don't leave me out! what about me?
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Mcomment
  • I hate you
  • I have a sinus infection and that inclines me to be bitchy.
  • Not even on the bias-based miscellaneous section could I force myself to give you more than .5.
  • PENIS, LOL!
  • your dumb
  • Mitch is gay. He has a small penis. That means he's gay.
Pcomment
  • LOLZORS, H4X, WTF?!
  • Flawless in prose! It flows just excellently, the spelling is impeccable, and the great use of hyperbole draws me in just enough to be mesmerized yet completely believing at the same time. Sadly, the formatting was just god-awful, so this is a 0.
  • In the fifth paragraph of Section 164 there is an apostrophe in the word it's when is should be two words down, in the word its.
  • you must not have a brain
  • You must be from Nubland. Here, we speak English. Try the Simple English version.
  • Atrocious spelling, grammar, and formatting. It's almost as if you have no concept of language at all. Perhaps you would be more suited as a diplomatic intermediary to a Caveman.
Icomment
  • The animation of the penguins assaulting Stephen Hawking is in very poor taste.
  • DOES NOT COMPUTE
  • OMGWTF?!
  • The redlink had color. Congratulations.
  • you had a red link,congratulations
  • Alas, here I can not even give you a .5, as you have not included even a single image. Not even a horrible MS Paint rendered piece of crap that adds nothing anyways. Just nothing.
Pscore
  • -1
  • 0
  • 0.400000
  • 0.500000
  • 10
Ccomment
  • OMG
  • This has definitely been done before. See: Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire and Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
  • ROFLCOPTER, WTF?!
  • You had a concept. Congratulations.
  • Your catastrophically underdeveloped concept fails as an article on every level. Some people like to think before they write, but obviously you've decided not to follow that trend.
  • The concept is completely blank...it is an immaculate conception.
Cscore
  • -6
  • -1
  • 0.400000
  • 0.500000
  • 1
  • 10
Mscore
  • -1
  • 0
  • 0.400000
  • 0.500000
  • 5
  • 10
Hcomment
  • I'd give this a zero, but I want the crushing awfulness of this page to be highlighted to you in bright red. Please chop off your fingers with a hacksaw and never type an article on any website ever again.
  • I believe that in Chapter IV it is not funny when the old lady gets stung in her bosoms by bees and then goes on to win a Pamela Anderson look-alike contest.
  • OMG WTF, LOL!
  • WTF?NO PAGE??????
  • About as funny as William Hung humming Camillo Brillo in A minor. That is, roughly Wordsworth funny.
  • You hurt my sensitive little soul with your hurtful and tasteless statement. You bitch.
Iscore
  • -12
  • -1
  • 0
  • 0.100000
  • 10
Hscore
  • -1
  • 0
  • 0.400000
  • 0.500000
  • 3
  • 10
Fcomment
  • Bill Cosby
  • It's almost as if you've actively tried to write crap. As I said before, please chop off your fingers with a machete and never type an article on any website ever again. Thanks.
  • I agree with everything Cajek wrote.
  • Really, I hate you.
  • no,seriosly your dumb
  • uh wot the hell, lol?!!?
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  • - TheLedBalloon/sig (02:43, Oct 30)
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  • wat the crab is the crap lol Ha, that was fun! It's almost like I just told off every single IP that ever made a QVFDable page and expected it to survive, all in one Simon Cowell-esque soul-crushing rant of a review. I feel so relieved. In the words of Eric Cartman: "You know that feeling after you take a huge dump? Awesome." - 02:46, Oct 30 Hey! Don't leave me out! what about me?