| abstract | - Geocentricity is the time-tested theory that all objects in the Universe revolve around a central point at the Earth's core, which contains a 2003 Geo Tracker. The diagram at right explains the order of all celestial bodies. Earth, the largest object in the universe is perfectly stationary, while the Moon, Mercury, Sun and Mars each rotate on their own respective axes as they revolve around the earth. After creating the the Universe, God set his Hyperion on farthest edge of the universe, making sure that blasphemous astronauts would never beat the system by building a spaceship capable of reaching Heaven. Even so, angels in starfighters lie in eternal wait in the asteroids surrounding Heaven, lest unbelieving scientists someday traverse the cosmos. Some astronomers have claimed to see other celestial objects in the vicinity of the earth, even taking pictures of what are supposed to be other planets. However, much prayer has revealed that these visions are the work of Satan, and therefore all telescopes should be smashed. The Geocentric theory started in Bobland.
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