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* Labor Party(Israel)
* Labour Party (UK)
- The Labor Party - a bunch of socialist worker ants trying to suck as much as they can from the tit of democracy. GET BACK TO WORK! ! That KC-130 wont rivet itself.
- Due to the inherent health risks in childbirth, as well as the difficulty of timing childbirth, labor parties are notoriously difficult to organize. The most difficult hurtle to overcome is finding a pregnant female who is willing to engage in an orgy while in the process of childbirth. It is generally recommended to use a pregnant woman who has already given birth before, and has had relatively "easy" labors. Also, one should ensure that the pregnant woman and unborn child in question do not have any serious health concerns. If the pregnant woman, or her child, need hospital care, it may attract unwanted attention from legal authorities.
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* Labor Party(Israel)
* Labour Party (UK)
- Due to the inherent health risks in childbirth, as well as the difficulty of timing childbirth, labor parties are notoriously difficult to organize. The most difficult hurtle to overcome is finding a pregnant female who is willing to engage in an orgy while in the process of childbirth. It is generally recommended to use a pregnant woman who has already given birth before, and has had relatively "easy" labors. Also, one should ensure that the pregnant woman and unborn child in question do not have any serious health concerns. If the pregnant woman, or her child, need hospital care, it may attract unwanted attention from legal authorities. Some amateur labor party organizers worry that an overly quick childbirth will render their anticlimactic. However, any risk or perceived risk on transporting the laboring female to a hospital will ruin a labor party faster than even the quickest childbirth, as many of the guests will be working about risk of arrest, rather than focusing on the orgy. Even the birthing female were transported the hospital discreetly, it does effectively end the labor before the most interesting bits happen. Another difficulty is finding a suitable obstetrician or midwife who won't report the labor party to law enforcement. One should use a obstetrician who is known to have previously attended labor parties. Etiquette demands that the obstetrician be filmed at the labor party, and said documentation to used to blackmail the obstetrician to not report any future labor parties. Somewhat paradoxically, professional obstetricians seem to inform the authorities at a lower rate than midwives. This may be due to the greater penalties for ethics violations imposed on doctors. However, some have suggested that most obstetricians secretly have a birth fetish. As a rule, it is generally suggested to use only one obstetrician, as increasing the number will increase the chances of one of them informing the police. If the laboring female may need more medical staff, she is probably a high-risk pregnancy, and should not be used in a labor party.
- The Labor Party - a bunch of socialist worker ants trying to suck as much as they can from the tit of democracy. GET BACK TO WORK! ! That KC-130 wont rivet itself.
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