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  • Catsup
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  • Ketchup or Catsup.jpg|Catsup (right)
  • The predecessors of today's catsup, often confused with ketchup, appeared in Great Britain and its empire in the late seventeenth century. The first sauce was not tomato-based, but was based on various viscous liquids. This is reflected in its various original spellings which are 'catsoap, catsoup,' and 'cuntsoup'.
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  • Ketchup or Catsup.jpg|Catsup (right)
  • The predecessors of today's catsup, often confused with ketchup, appeared in Great Britain and its empire in the late seventeenth century. The first sauce was not tomato-based, but was based on various viscous liquids. This is reflected in its various original spellings which are 'catsoap, catsoup,' and 'cuntsoup'. The precursor to the modern form was invented during World War I by tomato farmers Mike Hunt, Gregory Hines and Ben Franklin in 1916 while they took turns sucking on a tooberfish in the trenches of France. Following an experiment in temporial dislocation performed with temporialologist Doctor Who, they sold the rights to their discovery in 1776 to Adam Weishaupt. Weishaupt used the invention to fund his founding of the Illuminati. The organization then sold catsup to support their chicanery.