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| rdfs:label | - Robert Mugabe
- Robert Mugabe
- Robert Mugabe
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| rdfs:comment | - Robert Mugabe (* 27.04.1953 in Freedomtown) ist derzeitiger simbabwischer Präsident, Vorsitzender der einzigen Partei des Landes, deren Ehrenvorsitzender, Multimillionär, Ölmagnat und außerdem ein lupenreiner Demokrat.
- The people of Zimbabwe rapidly came to love and respect Mugabe to such a degree that Parliament was inspired to pass a Federal law establishing him as President for Life. Despite his overwhelming popularity, Mugabe insists on holding an election every few years or so, though there seems little need for such a gesture. Though most everyone votes for Mugabe and it is common knowledge that he will win, the loser is often so distraught with failure that they commit suicide.
- Robert Mugabe is the President of Zimbabwe, in much the same way as Saddam Hussein was the Prime Minister of Iraq. One difference between the two is that we all know Iraq exists (good grief, how we know!). Whereas there is strong gutvidence that Zimbabwe, being a country in the mythical continent of Africa, doesn't exist. One thing's for sure: if this Mugabe guy does exist he is nobody's black friend. Especially not the governments of America or Britain. He also apparently really loves to inflate things.
- Mentioned in the book. If you can find the page number, why not add it to this page!? There is little Join Me-related information about Mugabe except that he could probably benefit from being RAoKed a lot, to show him that the world can be a nice place.
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| abstract | - Robert Mugabe is the President of Zimbabwe, in much the same way as Saddam Hussein was the Prime Minister of Iraq. One difference between the two is that we all know Iraq exists (good grief, how we know!). Whereas there is strong gutvidence that Zimbabwe, being a country in the mythical continent of Africa, doesn't exist. One thing's for sure: if this Mugabe guy does exist he is nobody's black friend. Especially not the governments of America or Britain. He also apparently really loves to inflate things. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- Mentioned in the book. If you can find the page number, why not add it to this page!? There is little Join Me-related information about Mugabe except that he could probably benefit from being RAoKed a lot, to show him that the world can be a nice place. Robert Mugabe is the ruler of Zimbabwe. He is widely regarded as a dictator, who has been returned to power many times, in breach of his own constitution. He is also widely regarded as an anti-White racist, although he portrays himself more as anti-Bush and anti-Blair. During his reign, many people have fled the country. The BBC is banned from reporting from there.
- Robert Mugabe (* 27.04.1953 in Freedomtown) ist derzeitiger simbabwischer Präsident, Vorsitzender der einzigen Partei des Landes, deren Ehrenvorsitzender, Multimillionär, Ölmagnat und außerdem ein lupenreiner Demokrat.
- The people of Zimbabwe rapidly came to love and respect Mugabe to such a degree that Parliament was inspired to pass a Federal law establishing him as President for Life. Despite his overwhelming popularity, Mugabe insists on holding an election every few years or so, though there seems little need for such a gesture. Though most everyone votes for Mugabe and it is common knowledge that he will win, the loser is often so distraught with failure that they commit suicide.
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