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  • J.E.R.K.
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  • The Jovian Empire of Revolving Kingdoms (J.E.R.K., as it is better known) is an alien nation based on the moons of Jupiter. The history of the J.E.R.K. consists of heckling their neighbors in the wannabe Alliance of Saturnian Systems (aren't acronyms great), bugging those n00bs in the Holy Martian Empire, and generally screwing around with humanity.
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Formation
  • A long, long time ago in a galaxy right here.
conventional long name
  • The Jovian Empire of Revolving Kingdoms
leader titles
  • Emperor
national heros
  • Chuck Norris, Abraham Lincoln, Emperor Dave, Emperor Nero, Dionysus
favourite pastime
  • Hippy-beating, drinking
Major Exports
  • Parties, trauma
Major Imports
  • Abducted humans, BOOZE
Currency
  • Booze
national anthem
  • Booze, Booze, Booze!
official languages
  • Portugese, Binary
national motto
  • Gimme a beer!
image map
  • 200
government type
  • Partyocracy
Religion
  • Hedonism, Apatheism
native name
  • The Awesome, Booze-filled, KEWL empire of the Jovian Moons, dude.
image coat
leader names
  • Emperor Dave the Great
Largest City
  • Io: 25,665,438 1/2 pop.
Capital
  • Europa, but not the Greek one.
image flag
Common name
  • J.E.R.K.
favourite object name
  • This Ancient House, Jeopardy!, Anything on Comedy Central, That 'Syfy' one: They like to laugh at the stupid aliens.
favourite object title
  • Popular TV shows
abstract
  • The Jovian Empire of Revolving Kingdoms (J.E.R.K., as it is better known) is an alien nation based on the moons of Jupiter. The history of the J.E.R.K. consists of heckling their neighbors in the wannabe Alliance of Saturnian Systems (aren't acronyms great), bugging those n00bs in the Holy Martian Empire, and generally screwing around with humanity.