| abstract | - This level is a not so bad version of the library although it is still crappy.After you fall down to the Giant space nipple, you will notice a bunch of shit that are formed from AIDS becomig too fat and having diarehiaa. As the MC tries to rescue Porntana, that worm thing and cortana hog your HUD for almost the whole level! But the toture ends when the chief catches cortana off guard and with her eyes closed and starts to strip and starts masturbating while squeezing her gigantic tits at the same time, he could hear her muttering "oh chief" quietly. You should have seen her face when she slowly opens her eyes 10 minuites later when the MC and a whole army of AIDS (which MC killed before they came in with the 2) were staring at her boobs,she was satisfied! Before she could put her clothes back on, the MC snatches her up and shoots his way out of high charity, leaving cortanas clothes behind.They set off in a crashed Pelican somehow and go off to blow up the Hula Hoop. Again! That was when on the Hula Hoop before MC awoke in the pelican, and Cortana changed to a life-size form, and raped him in his mind. Oh, how did she wanted to do that for a looooooooooong time.... Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 2552, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor and NASA still owes him a beer
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