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| rdfs:label | - WHAT THE DUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
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| rdfs:comment | - so anyways. 1.
* Stand casually to avoid suspicion 2.
* When victim approaches, get into a pitching stance 3.
* Hurl brick at victim narrow part first to reduce drag, increase speed, and increase pain 4.
* If victim dodges or if you miss, get the hellk out of there 5.
* If you succeed in knocking them out, dance around them and sprinkle urine on them 6.
* Take your brick 7.
* Pour ice cold water on victim and get the heck out of there 1.
* Find brick heading towards you 2.
* Let brick enter your head 3.
* Ouch! Sonofafuckingdr.spockmongrel-nippletwistingmini-feastieblinkingcustard!!!
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| abstract | - so anyways. 1.
* Stand casually to avoid suspicion 2.
* When victim approaches, get into a pitching stance 3.
* Hurl brick at victim narrow part first to reduce drag, increase speed, and increase pain 4.
* If victim dodges or if you miss, get the hellk out of there 5.
* If you succeed in knocking them out, dance around them and sprinkle urine on them 6.
* Take your brick 7.
* Pour ice cold water on victim and get the heck out of there 1.
* Find brick heading towards you 2.
* Let brick enter your head 3.
* Ouch! Sonofafuckingdr.spockmongrel-nippletwistingmini-feastieblinkingcustard!!! Instructions on how to Drop bricks on other people's feet Warning, this method presents a high risk of you loosing your brick and never seeing it again) 1.
* Walk casually holding the brick in one hand up your sleeves and supported with you hand 2.
* Walk casually in a crowded area 3.
* Walk by a person and right when you reach them drop the brick on their feet and walk away innocently as if nothing ever happens
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