| rdfs:comment | - Hi everyone. I decided to write a short comedy play, because I was so inspired by Whitestar7's 'Firestar's Death' series. I've always thought Hollyleaf was a bit.... odd.... just a little askew. Anyway, this play is based on Hollyleaf's total and utter madness. -♫FeathertailMillie♫ Reach for the stars! 20:14, January 29, 2011 (UTC) (Lionblaze enters warriors den) Lionblaze: "So, Hollyleaf, what's shakin'?" Hollyleaf: "Prophecy, prophecy, prophecy!" Lionblaze: "O-kay...." Hollyleaf: "Prophecy!" Lionblaze: "Brokenstar came back from the dead." Hollyleaf:"Prophecy, prophecy, prophecy." (Jayfeather exits)
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| abstract | - Hi everyone. I decided to write a short comedy play, because I was so inspired by Whitestar7's 'Firestar's Death' series. I've always thought Hollyleaf was a bit.... odd.... just a little askew. Anyway, this play is based on Hollyleaf's total and utter madness. -♫FeathertailMillie♫ Reach for the stars! 20:14, January 29, 2011 (UTC) (Lionblaze enters warriors den) Lionblaze: "So, Hollyleaf, what's shakin'?" Hollyleaf: "Prophecy, prophecy, prophecy!" Lionblaze: "O-kay...." Hollyleaf: "Prophecy!" Lionblaze: "Brokenstar came back from the dead." Hollyleaf:"Prophecy, prophecy, prophecy." Lionblaze: "Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw died." Hollyleaf: "Prophecy? Prophecy." Lionblaze: "I stole your cookies." (Jayfeather enters) Jayfeather: "WHAT? Hollyleaf doesn't have cookies! They were mine, all mine!" Lionblaze. "I was just joking! Here you go." (Gives cookies to Jayfeather.) Jayfeather (smelling cookies): "That's it, my pretties, come to Uncle Jayfeather...." Lionblaze: "Err... yes.... Jayfeather, how about you take your pretties back to your den and- and lie down for a bit, ok?" (Jayfeather exits) Hollyleaf: "Prophecy. Prophecy prophecy, prophecy!" Lionblaze: "I know you killed Ashfur." Hollyleaf (shrugging): "Prophecy." Lionblaze: "How about I take you to the tunnels.... you can have some quiet time there." Hollyleaf: "Prophecy." Lionblaze (Grabs Hollyleaf): "I'll take that as a yes. Let's go." (Leads Hollyleaf inside tunnels.) Hollyleaf: "Pro-phe-cy!" Lionblaze: "That's right, Hollyleaf. Prophecy." (Slowly backs away and exits the tunnels). (Tunnels collapse) Lionblaze: "Hollyleaf! NOOOOOOOOOO!" Firestar (standing with Jayfeather, Leafpool and Dustpelt): "What's going on here?" Lionblaze: "Umm... well... I think I just killed Hollyleaf." Firestar: "Great! Man, she was a nutcase." Lionblaze: "But she's your granddaughter." Firestar. "One of the seventeen million. Every she-cat has had my kits." Lionblaze: "NO! But that means Jayfeather, Hollyleaf and I weren't special!" Firestar: "Deal with it." Leafpool: "Actually, they- they are my kits." Everyone: "SHUT UP LEAFPOOL!" Jayfeather: "Does this mean... Firestar: "Yes, Jayfeather. Yes it does." Jayfeather: "I don't have cookie-making powers?" (Firestar nods) Jayfeather(dropping to knees and staring at sky): "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (Hollyleaf's head shapes in the clouds.) Hollyleaf: "You are a liar, Firestar!" (Kills Firestar.) Jayfeather: "Wow, that was awesome! Can you teach me that?" Hollyleaf: "Sure. I'll just kill you and take you to StarClan." (Kills Jayfeather. Jayfeather's head appears in clouds next to Hollyleaf's.) Jayfeather: "Sweet! I'm in StarClan! I'm gonna kill some cat, just for fun." (Kills Dustpelt) Hollyleaf: "Oh, and by the way, Lionblaze, we killed your girlfriend Heathertail." Jayfeather: "Yeah, she an I are mates now." Lionblaze: "WHAT?" (All the heads disappear.) Lionblaze: "Great, now I'm stuck here with stinky old Leafpool." Leafpool: "Hey! I'm your mother! And I don't stink- that- bad..." (Backs away holding deodorant behind back) Dovekit: "Lionblaze, now both of your siblings are dead, can Ivykit and I take their place?" Lionblaze: "Whatever." Dovekit and Ivykit: "YAY!"
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