| rdfs:comment | - Jake Roberts is a Marine Sergeant and the husband of murdered housewife, Leanne Roberts.
- Aurelian Smith Jr. (* 30. Mai 1955 in Gainesville, Texas, USA ) ist ein ehemaliger US-Amerikanischer Wrestler, der unter seinem Ringnamen Jake „The Snake“ Roberts bekannt wurde. Er ist der Sohn des Wrestlers und Bookers Grizzly Smith, sowie der Halbbruder von Sam Houston und der Wrestlerin Rockin' Robin.
- Jake Roberts is a music writer, record producer and DJ, whose work has included additional drum engineering on Duran Duran's Astronaut album.
- Aurelian Jake Smith, Jr. (May 30, 1955) is a second-generation semi-retired American professional wrestler, the son of former wrestler Aurelian "Grizzly" Smith. He is best known by his ring name of Jake "The Snake" Roberts, and often brought snakes into the ring, including a boa constrictor named Damien and even a de-venomed cobra, named Lucifer.
- Jake "The Huge Cock Snake" Roberts was conceived through a laboratory accident that happened in the 1950's while looking for a cure for Tarter Control. After the lab explosion, standing before the group of college med students; was a fully grown man, with a long black mullet, a Super Mario style mustache, leotards for clothing, an oiled up hairy chest, and the world's longest penis known to exist in the Northern Hemisphere. The group of scientists did not know what else to do other than to panic, in which one of the students went into hysterics as they did back in the 1950's, when Sci-Fi and Horror Movies had not been invented yet to warn people not to throw shit at people who appear out of nowhere in a cloud of smoke. The scared student used the only chemical in the place left, after the
- Jake 'The Snake' Roberts is a second-generation professional wrestler best known for his years with the WWE in the late eighties and early nineties when he feuded with their top fleer talent, including Stone Cold Steve Austin, Andre the Giant, Randy Savage, The Undertaker, and Sid Justice. He was notable for his mic work, cutting dark, cerebral promos, for bringing his live, pet snakes into the ring, and for innovating the 'DDT' maneuver. Unfortunately, years of family troubles and drug abuse (and his resulting in-ring behavior) have made him notorious, and he has had trouble maintaining employment with any of the large companies, though he has worked continually on the road as an independent since his WWE days.
- Has being feuding with Personal demons for a long time. Jake Roberts quoted from Beyond the Mat: "My mother was 13 years old when I was born. Why? Because my dad raped a little girl that was in a room asleep. My dad was going out with my mother's mother. There you go. There's some bones for Jake the Snake." Explains it all really.
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| abstract | - Jake Roberts is a Marine Sergeant and the husband of murdered housewife, Leanne Roberts.
- Aurelian Jake Smith, Jr. (May 30, 1955) is a second-generation semi-retired American professional wrestler, the son of former wrestler Aurelian "Grizzly" Smith. He is best known by his ring name of Jake "The Snake" Roberts, and often brought snakes into the ring, including a boa constrictor named Damien and even a de-venomed cobra, named Lucifer. Roberts is best known for his two stints in the World Wrestling Federation—the first between 1986 and 1992, and the second between 1996 and 1997—though he also wrestled in the National Wrestling Alliance in 1983, World Championship Wrestling in 1992, and the Mexico-based Asistencia Asesoría y Administración between 1993 and 1994 and again in 1997. He appeared in Extreme Championship Wrestling during the summer of 1997, and has made sporadic appearances for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling from 2006 through 2008. Throughout his career he was known for his intense and cerebral promos, his dark charisma, his extensive use of psychology in his matches, and has been credited as inventor of the DDT maneuver. Roberts was also one of the subjects of the 1999 documentary film Beyond the Mat. In 2014, he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame
- Aurelian Smith Jr. (* 30. Mai 1955 in Gainesville, Texas, USA ) ist ein ehemaliger US-Amerikanischer Wrestler, der unter seinem Ringnamen Jake „The Snake“ Roberts bekannt wurde. Er ist der Sohn des Wrestlers und Bookers Grizzly Smith, sowie der Halbbruder von Sam Houston und der Wrestlerin Rockin' Robin.
- Jake "The Huge Cock Snake" Roberts was conceived through a laboratory accident that happened in the 1950's while looking for a cure for Tarter Control. After the lab explosion, standing before the group of college med students; was a fully grown man, with a long black mullet, a Super Mario style mustache, leotards for clothing, an oiled up hairy chest, and the world's longest penis known to exist in the Northern Hemisphere. The group of scientists did not know what else to do other than to panic, in which one of the students went into hysterics as they did back in the 1950's, when Sci-Fi and Horror Movies had not been invented yet to warn people not to throw shit at people who appear out of nowhere in a cloud of smoke. The scared student used the only chemical in the place left, after the explosion took out everything else, to throw at Jake. Jake just casually caught the chemical in its jar with his bare hands, looked at it, and it read "D.D.T" -. Jake grinned and looked at the scared shitless, little punk and calmly said in a raspy voice, "I'll give you a damn DDT" and proceeded to grab the young man in a headlock by wrapping his penis around his neck, and then crushed the dweebs forehead into the floor with the power of his penis alone. The other two students tried to run away, but Jake tied a noose in the end of his penis, swung it around his head a few times, and cattle caught the two fleeing wimps around their necks, and dragged them back to him, where he proceeded to rub his testicles to turn himself on, which lead to the suffocation of both science students. Jake was arrested and spent twenty years behind bars, where he was rehabilitated into a professional wrestler, naturally. During his time in prison, Jake gave himself the name of Jake Roberts after his favorite TV star on "Jake and The Fatman", and his excessive masturbation addiction over pictures of Julia Roberts. He was then released in 1980 under probation to the WWF where they recruit most of their Wrestling Superstars from.
- Jake Roberts is a music writer, record producer and DJ, whose work has included additional drum engineering on Duran Duran's Astronaut album.
- Has being feuding with Personal demons for a long time. Jake Roberts quoted from Beyond the Mat: "My mother was 13 years old when I was born. Why? Because my dad raped a little girl that was in a room asleep. My dad was going out with my mother's mother. There you go. There's some bones for Jake the Snake." Talking about not being able to get it up for his wife: "You get some kind of fame. All of a sudden you can have it every day. And then all of a sudden you want to get selective. One a day is not enough. Then you want two a day. Then three a day. Then two at a time. Then two at a time with toys. Then two at a time and I'll just watch. It just gets more bizarre and more bizarre." Explains it all really.
- Jake 'The Snake' Roberts is a second-generation professional wrestler best known for his years with the WWE in the late eighties and early nineties when he feuded with their top fleer talent, including Stone Cold Steve Austin, Andre the Giant, Randy Savage, The Undertaker, and Sid Justice. He was notable for his mic work, cutting dark, cerebral promos, for bringing his live, pet snakes into the ring, and for innovating the 'DDT' maneuver. Unfortunately, years of family troubles and drug abuse (and his resulting in-ring behavior) have made him notorious, and he has had trouble maintaining employment with any of the large companies, though he has worked continually on the road as an independent since his WWE days. It was during a feud with Stone Cold Steve Austin that Roberts mentioned the biblical passage John 3:16, prompting Austin's career-defining response: "Well, Austin 3:16 says 'I just whupped your ass!' ". You can read more extensively on his career at The Other Wiki.
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