| rdfs:comment | - Doctor Steel[1] (also known as Phineas Waldolf Steel) was a musician, entertainer, and self-professed madman and future world emperor, with elements of both steampunk and dieselpunk in his act.
- Morrison's early years were spent in a two-story brownstone with his mother, Alan Moore, in the city of Victorian, England. Morrison spent his evenings as a teenager in his basement bedroom, summoning demons and worshiping Superman. When he was old enough to be allowed outside, Grant began work as a character in his mother's graphic novels; until he was old enough to write himself into his own. On July 5th, 1998, while on an acid trip to Vienna where he expected to meet an infinite number of monkeys but instead grew numerous hemaphrodite siblings, Morrison was sexually assaulted by Kurt Vonnegut.a.k.a =GOD! (or stupid in some languages) Vonnegut was arrested in Germany six days later for resembling a 60-year long millipede from the planet Serious & seriousicle.
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| abstract | - Morrison's early years were spent in a two-story brownstone with his mother, Alan Moore, in the city of Victorian, England. Morrison spent his evenings as a teenager in his basement bedroom, summoning demons and worshiping Superman. When he was old enough to be allowed outside, Grant began work as a character in his mother's graphic novels; until he was old enough to write himself into his own. On July 5th, 1998, while on an acid trip to Vienna where he expected to meet an infinite number of monkeys but instead grew numerous hemaphrodite siblings, Morrison was sexually assaulted by Kurt Vonnegut.a.k.a =GOD! (or stupid in some languages) Vonnegut was arrested in Germany six days later for resembling a 60-year long millipede from the planet Serious & seriousicle. One year later, Grant Morrison invented The Invisibles. The Invisibles was kept in a drawer for thirty years, after which time it was won in a poker game by Gene Roddenberry, and renamed "Star Trek" after Roddenberry's favorite cat: 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. Disappointed by the past future success of Star Trek, in which he played Captain Jean-Luc Picard; Morrison sat down to create his magnum operandai: An epic space saga about a terrifying monster composed of the mummified remains of Milton Bradley and Doctor Frankenstein. He named his monster Professor Nuremberg Copernicus Titanium-Alloy. The character of Dr. Alloy patrolled downtown liquor stores in an enormous space-ship the size of an entire galaxy. Alloy would frequently beat up old ladies, eat corn-dogs, and solve crossword puzzles, as well as ponder the deeper meaning of reality as it related to plot devices. During a proof-reading of his story, Morrison had the misfortune of catching lysdexia from a diseased marmot. Unaware of his infliction, he decided to take the story seriously, and changed his name to Simon Pegg. When that didn't work out, he changed his name to Doctor Phineas Waldolf Steel (an acute mistranslation of his own work)
- Doctor Steel[1] (also known as Phineas Waldolf Steel) was a musician, entertainer, and self-professed madman and future world emperor, with elements of both steampunk and dieselpunk in his act.
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