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  • Pimpmobile
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  • Each Pimpombile must have bulletproof glass, to prevent the Pimp from being assassinated in a drive-by shooting by a bunch of stupid motherfucker bitches who try to step. Pimpmobiles also have features such as racing stripes and spoilers, so that if an assassination attempt does occur, the Pimp can get the fuck out of there. Due to the Pimpmobile's high speed, a speaker is attached to the front that blares "Move, bitch, get out da way! Get out da way, bitch!" repeatedly, so as to alert anyone to avoid the Pimpmobile's path. This feature can be disabled, however, should the Pimp desire to execute a stupid ho for not paying the appropriate tithe.
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  • Each Pimpombile must have bulletproof glass, to prevent the Pimp from being assassinated in a drive-by shooting by a bunch of stupid motherfucker bitches who try to step. Pimpmobiles also have features such as racing stripes and spoilers, so that if an assassination attempt does occur, the Pimp can get the fuck out of there. Due to the Pimpmobile's high speed, a speaker is attached to the front that blares "Move, bitch, get out da way! Get out da way, bitch!" repeatedly, so as to alert anyone to avoid the Pimpmobile's path. This feature can be disabled, however, should the Pimp desire to execute a stupid ho for not paying the appropriate tithe.