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  • KT Tunstall
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  • Kate Victoria "KT" Tunstall (born 23 June 1975, Edinburgh) is a Scottish singer-songwriter and guitarist, pagan goddess, government criminal, one-time Member of Parliament (MP) of St Andrews, Scotland, and presumed head of the the KT's-led Scottish Independence Party (KTTHSIP). She is known to be sleeping with Amplifico band member Donna Maciocia.
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  • Kate Victoria "KT" Tunstall (born 23 June 1975, Edinburgh) is a Scottish singer-songwriter and guitarist, pagan goddess, government criminal, one-time Member of Parliament (MP) of St Andrews, Scotland, and presumed head of the the KT's-led Scottish Independence Party (KTTHSIP). She is known to be sleeping with Amplifico band member Donna Maciocia. Wanted for countless crimes including larceny, bad music, good music, animal rights violations, terrorism, political fraud, and using hacks in Counterstrike, she is currently the most wanted person in Scotland and 2nd most wanted in the UK (after the Sealand guy). The current bounty on her head is over £95, and it is estimated to rise by 7% by 2009. Despite this, she was democratically elected to the Scottish Parliament in 2006 as the first KTTHSIP Party MP in the country’s (sorry, constituent country) history. Under Federal Law, she is allowed to attend parliament meetings and cannot be arrested while in the Scottish Parliament Building. However, as soon as she sets foot outside the building, it’s pretty much a free-for-all. This is why she spends most of her time in the Scottish Parliament Building and in her fortress and evil lair at the Isle of Skye. Tunstall is perhaps best known for her crossover hit "I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker With Ribbons In My Hair" and her notorious drunken performance of "Candle in the Wind '97" on Later... With Jools Holland.