| abstract | - Music rating systems (heretofore referred to as MRS) are a relatively recent and innovative (not to mention entirely necessary) development for various media players available on personal computers for users of the 21st Century. MRS was introduced in order to ensure that nobody would ever have to listen to bad music again, by definitively rating all songs and or albums on a five star basis. Research has shown that many people, prior to the introduction of MRS, were in fact listening to music of such low standards that it is thought to have caused haemorrhaging of the brain, leading to a decrease in sexual activity, a predilection to wear loud shirts, and death. The process of implementation for MRS was sped up to a frantic level of development when it was discovered that 68.925% of those listening to bad music didn't even realise what they were listening to was actually utterly crap. With funds donated by various music critics and connoisseurs to the Aural Institute for Developing Standards (AIDS), MRS is now present in approximately three thirds of available media players, with one or two minor exceptions.
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