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| rdfs:comment | - Wild boars are and in the game Double Edged.
- Like most quadrupeds, boars typically have four legs, neatly accessorized with four proportionate feet. They tend to be larger and fatter than any species of pig known, with some boars weighing up to twenty two bajillion pounds. Boars also posses tusks with which they stab things. Boars also sport a spiral tail. The spiral tail of a live boar is often used to make mini tornadoes, while the tail of a dead boar is used as a corkscrews to open the highest end of fine wine and champagne. A boar's head has 1-3 eyes, one booger-oozing snout, one mouth with sharp tusks sticking out, and two ears (one for hearing and another for shooting earwax).
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| abstract | - Wild boars are and in the game Double Edged.
- Like most quadrupeds, boars typically have four legs, neatly accessorized with four proportionate feet. They tend to be larger and fatter than any species of pig known, with some boars weighing up to twenty two bajillion pounds. Boars also posses tusks with which they stab things. Boars also sport a spiral tail. The spiral tail of a live boar is often used to make mini tornadoes, while the tail of a dead boar is used as a corkscrews to open the highest end of fine wine and champagne. A boar's head has 1-3 eyes, one booger-oozing snout, one mouth with sharp tusks sticking out, and two ears (one for hearing and another for shooting earwax). Boars also commit two deadly sins every day: gluttony and wrath. Therefore, all boars go to hell when they die.
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