| rdfs:comment | - The Toyota Prius is the largest Matchbox car ever made. It is also the first toy car to run only on Al Gore's ego. Unfortunately, the Prius will eventually tear the universe apart due to the excess of homosexuality. This dangerous toxin is released into the air by the Prius. Along with the poison, other emissions are: anthrax, Dennis Kucinich's pocket items, and other Priuses (that's right, they reproduce!). Other auto-makers are trying to stop this menace, but have made the opposite motion. The homosexuality actually infects those who oppose it first. This car will be the largest cause of people turning gay and wanting to burn in hell. Hopefully it will be stopped before it takes over the world with its buddy, Japan.
- The Prius was a form of hybrid car developed by Toyota. In the aftermath of the global T-virus pandemic, Jill Valentine managed to commandeer one on her way to Baltimore, Maryland. This, she relieved, as it used far less fuel than SUVs, allowing her to go further without petrol.
- Originally designed as a direct competitor to the bicycle, the Toyota Prius was soon repositioned within the market as it was discovered that there was a distinct lack of cars that allowed 45 year old vegan women to maximise their road presence by driving 20 under the speed limit in the inside lane.
- The Toyota Prius (/ˈpriːəs/) is a full hybrid electric mid-size hatchback, formerly a compact sedan developed and manufactured by Toyota. The United States Environmental Protection Agency and California Air Resources Board (CARB) rate the Prius as among the cleanest vehicles sold in the United States based on smog-forming emissions.
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| abstract | - Originally designed as a direct competitor to the bicycle, the Toyota Prius was soon repositioned within the market as it was discovered that there was a distinct lack of cars that allowed 45 year old vegan women to maximise their road presence by driving 20 under the speed limit in the inside lane. The man given charge of the Prius project, soon to be known as the "Alan Parsons Project" within Toyota, was a recently retired Nuck Chorris, who had been convinced to work on the project by Satan himself. Several years earlier, Chorris had retired from Satan Brands Incorporated as a prime chief engineer and this marked his anticipated return to the company. Soon after his appointment as chief engineer over the Prius project, he appointed all design aspects to be overseen by Pablo Picasso, then a new graduate from the Art Institute for the Politically Blind, hired by Toyota in 1992. Powertrain and other development positions were appointed soon after. The Owner's Manual would also eventually be written by Oscar Wilde in several different languages, including Latvian, of which the Prius's name is derived from. In place of a separate trunk, a "storage section" in the back merges in with the rest of the vehicle like a mutated minivan. The challenge that this presents is that the vehicle doesn't give physio kidnappers a convenient place to store and conceal their victims, but that didn't stop an unidentified man of Santa Cruz from attempting to kidnap an anonymous 23 year old woman in his shiny silver Prius. Fortunately the woman escaped and no one was injured.
* Feature a body made out of aluminum Sam's Choice cola cans and used Trojan rubber condoms.
* Have power ratings of the detuned .2 Liter 3-cylinder Trabant engine meet at least the 0.1-micropower mark.
* Must run on gasoline and/or pure evil.
* Feature the use of recycled goods, including clothing freshly picked from the hides of dead hobos to be used as all seat and headliner fabric.
* Voltage levels must be at least 400V, the fatal level for firefighters, to prevent rescue, and ensure the occupants' arrival in their eternal domiciles with Satan.
* Finished vehicle design must not deliver more than 1/2 of the EPA estimated MPG in real world driving.
* Emphatic NY State lobbying to ensure 'clean-pass' stickers have laser reflector labelled "needs Zoloft." Over a 48 month period, Chorris' team worked on the development of the car. Then at the 1997 Tokyo Auto Show, a prototype of the car was unveiled by Toyota, specifically Satan possessing CEO Mr. Wannabe. The automotive press bought into the concept at the time, mostly due to Toyota's PR Department's persuasive skills (which, in recent years, has been proven to be bullshit by people who can actually read the English language and have half-a-brain). 1997 also marked the year Toyota asked Dick Cheney and George W. Bush to head their PR Department and they installed their stellar "truth-telling policies." Since that time, both men have went on to control the American PR Department better known as the White House, but their "truth-telling policies" still remain in use today at Toyota. The Prius' natural enemy is the Pickup truck. When in the presence of a truck, the Prius usually assumes a pussy-like stance and attempts to irritate the truck by tailgating if behind, going ten under if ahead, and so-on. The driver of the Prius usually won't look the truck driver in the eye, as all of their attention is focused on looking away to avoid direct conflict. In some cases, diesel trucks (usually of the Dodgus Ramus Variety) with 69-inch lifts, plastidipped rims and cummins-all-over-your-face engines are known to emit a black plume of exhaust on nearby Priuses. This is known as "rolling coal", and it's kind of like shooing a fly away from your face.
- The Toyota Prius is the largest Matchbox car ever made. It is also the first toy car to run only on Al Gore's ego. Unfortunately, the Prius will eventually tear the universe apart due to the excess of homosexuality. This dangerous toxin is released into the air by the Prius. Along with the poison, other emissions are: anthrax, Dennis Kucinich's pocket items, and other Priuses (that's right, they reproduce!). Other auto-makers are trying to stop this menace, but have made the opposite motion. The homosexuality actually infects those who oppose it first. This car will be the largest cause of people turning gay and wanting to burn in hell. Hopefully it will be stopped before it takes over the world with its buddy, Japan.
- The Toyota Prius (/ˈpriːəs/) is a full hybrid electric mid-size hatchback, formerly a compact sedan developed and manufactured by Toyota. The United States Environmental Protection Agency and California Air Resources Board (CARB) rate the Prius as among the cleanest vehicles sold in the United States based on smog-forming emissions. The Prius first went on sale in Japan in 1997, and was available at all four Toyota Japan dealerships, making it the first mass-produced hybrid vehicle. It was subsequently introduced worldwide in 2000. The Prius is sold in almost 80 countries and regions, with its largest markets being those of Japan and the United States. Global cumulative Prius sales reached the milestone 1 million vehicle mark in May 2008, 2 million in September 2010, and passed the 3 million mark in June 2013. Cumulative sales of 1 million Priuses were achieved in the U.S. by early April 2011, and Japan reached the 1 million mark in August 2011. In 2011, Toyota expanded the Prius family to include the Prius v, an extended hatchback wagon, and the Prius c, a subcompact hatchback. The production version of the Prius plug-in hybrid was released in 2012. The Prius family reached global cumulative sales of 4.8 million units by September 2014, representing 67.7% of the 7 million hybrids sold worldwide by Toyota Motor Company since 1997. Global sales of the Prius c family passed the 500,000 mark in August 2013.
- The Prius was a form of hybrid car developed by Toyota. In the aftermath of the global T-virus pandemic, Jill Valentine managed to commandeer one on her way to Baltimore, Maryland. This, she relieved, as it used far less fuel than SUVs, allowing her to go further without petrol.
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