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  • Dark horses are high-level monsters from the Horse race found in Elona+. Like most horses, their corpse grants 100 experience to constitution when eaten and they grant a bonus to speed when mounted. Aside from having a fairly high breeding power for their level on account of the Horse race, they're not terribly noteworthy.
  • Dark Horse is an SCPD Hot Pursuit event featured in Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010), and is a SCPD career event. The event can be accessed from the Carson Ridge Reservoir SCPD node on the career map, and is a Traffic Police unit event that starts along Lost Horse Road. The event starts heading north east along Lost Horse Road, continues north along Carson Ridge, across the Hamilton Reservoir dam, and finishes near the cross junction end of the road.
  • See also Dark Horse Miniatures.
  • thumb|200px|Dark Horse logo Dark Horse Comics is een bekende producent en uitgever van Amerikaanse comics. Hun eerste uitgave verscheen in 1986. In 1991 startten ze hun succesvolle Star Wars licentie met Dark Empire. Gedurende de jaren hebben ze ook Star Wars Marvel comics opnieuw uitgebracht.
  • Dark Horse é o sexto álbum da banda canadiense Nickelback, editado o 15 de novembro do 2008 através do selo Roadrunner Records.
  • Dark Horse (ダークホース) is a mid level Warrior-type Monster in The World, resembling an armored knight with horns and the lower lower body of a horse. Dark Horse favors physical attacks and uses dark magic.
  • Dark Horse (ダークホース, Dākuhōsu) is the sixty-first chapter of the One-Punch Man manga series.
  • The Dark Horse was a British public house in London, England. In 1933, Indiana Jones and Alecia Dunstin retreated to the establishment to escape pursuing Fascists. Jones took the opportunity for a meal and Dunstin diffused a situation with an anti-American blacksmith before a fist fight could start. However, when the Fascists eventually turned up at the door on a search, Jones and Dunstin escaped through the back of the pub, but not before Dunstin whispered in the blacksmith's ear and a brawl broke out.
  • Es una de las mascotas del Dark Lord y puede ser unas de las mas fuertes mascotas de MU Creacion del Dark Horse[[Archivo:Darkhorse.jpeg|thumb|Dark Horse, mascota del Dark Lord]] 1 - Ve con el NPC Trainer situado en las coordenadas (122, 110) en Lorencia.2 - Click en la Opcion Resucitar Spirit.3 - En el lugar de 8×4 poner :(1) Spirit of Dark Horse(5) Jewels of Bless(5) Jewels of Soul(1) Jewel of Creation(1) Jewel of Chaos5 million Zen 4 - Despues de decidir si el promedio de exito es seguro clickea en Combinar.5 - Si la combinacion sale bien , se creara un Dark Horse .6 - En caso que la combinación falle, todos los items y Zen usados durante el proceso desapareceran. Categoría:Mascotas
  • In 2003, Dark Horse published a 10 issue English translation of the manhua adaptation of Ultraman Tiga.
  • Dark Horse is a song by Katy Perry on her third studio album Prism. It features rapper Juicy J. It is arguably Katy Perry's most famous song to date.
  • thumbDark Horse Comics, Inc. ist ein amerikanischer Comic-Verlag, der 1986 gegründet wurde und sich vorallem auf Science Fiction spezialisiert. Dark Horse besitzt die Star Wars-Comic Lizenz seit 1990. Der Hauptsitz der Firma befindet sich in Milwaukie, Oregon.
  • thumbDark Horse Comics, Inc. ist ein amerikanischer Comic-Verlag, der 1986 gegründet wurde und sich vorallem auf Science Fiction spezialisiert. Dark Horse besitzt die Star Wars-Comic Lizenz seit 1990. Der Hauptsitz der Firma befindet sich in Milwaukie, Oregon.
  • A dark horse, like most other horses, emerges from its mother's urethra covered with various gels and fluids. Once the icky stuff has been hosed off, its coat is revealed to be a significantly darker color than that of both of its parents combined. Historically, most owners would lynch the dark horse at this point. The government has since passed many laws preventing this, though many Southern horse caretakers still think it without acting on it.
  • 150px|right Dark Horse Comics - jedno z największych wydawnictw komiksowych, słynące z adaptacji hitów kinowych.
  • The Dark Horse was the personal ship of Dorn Atun. He stole it from the Jedi Temple on Coruscant after killing Yurin Kyjar.
  • Dark Horse is their sixth studio album, released on November 2008. It is a follow-up to their multi-platinum selling All The Right Reasons released in 2005. The first single from the album was Gotta Be Somebody, which was released on September 2008. If Today Was Your Last Day was the original planned lead single. The exclusive Wal-Mart edition of Dark Horse included a link to download an MP3 from their performance of This Afternoon on Walmart Soundcheck.
  • Dark Horse is the third boss from Sunset Riders. He earned his name for pillaging towns in his black horse, also earning a bounty of $30.000 over his head. The four bounty-hunters Steve, Billy, Bob and Cormano go after him in a town he was terrorizing. Dark Horse fights them in his horse, but ends defeated, being carried out by his horse.
  • In December 2016 , Dark Horse Books published the adult coloring books Star Trek: The Original Series Adult Coloring Book and Star Trek: The Next Generation Adult Coloring Book. In April 2017 , Dark Horse Comics was to be collaborating with IDW Publishing to release Star Trek: The Next Generation - Aliens: Acceptable Losses. Dark Horse VP Randy Stradley reported in late December 2016 that the announcement for the series had been withdrawn. [1]
  • Todd: I don't get you, Katy Perry. Video for "Dark Horse" Katy Perry: I knew you were You were gonna come to me Todd (VO): And what the-what the hell is this? What the hell is anything Katy Perry's done in the last couple years, I don't... it... what?! Katy: Make me your Aphrodite Todd: I... I'm not gonna draw this out: I find this song exceptionally unpleasant... Todd: Look, my feelings about Katy Perry have been...complicated. Clips of "Hot n Cold..." Katy: Cause you're hot, then you're cold Clip of "Hot n Cold" Katy: PMS like a bitch Todd: She's not subtle. Clip of "The One That Got Away"
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  • Dark Horse is the third boss from Sunset Riders. He earned his name for pillaging towns in his black horse, also earning a bounty of $30.000 over his head. The four bounty-hunters Steve, Billy, Bob and Cormano go after him in a town he was terrorizing. Dark Horse fights them in his horse, but ends defeated, being carried out by his horse. Despite fighting on his horse, only Dark Horse himself is vulnerable, as the horse is equipped with plating to protect him from harm. The best strategy is to stay in the balcony and shoot him from there, as he can trample the player if he stays on the ground, though it is possible to slide under the horse's feet.
  • Dark horses are high-level monsters from the Horse race found in Elona+. Like most horses, their corpse grants 100 experience to constitution when eaten and they grant a bonus to speed when mounted. Aside from having a fairly high breeding power for their level on account of the Horse race, they're not terribly noteworthy.
  • Dark Horse is an SCPD Hot Pursuit event featured in Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010), and is a SCPD career event. The event can be accessed from the Carson Ridge Reservoir SCPD node on the career map, and is a Traffic Police unit event that starts along Lost Horse Road. The event starts heading north east along Lost Horse Road, continues north along Carson Ridge, across the Hamilton Reservoir dam, and finishes near the cross junction end of the road.
  • See also Dark Horse Miniatures.
  • thumb|200px|Dark Horse logo Dark Horse Comics is een bekende producent en uitgever van Amerikaanse comics. Hun eerste uitgave verscheen in 1986. In 1991 startten ze hun succesvolle Star Wars licentie met Dark Empire. Gedurende de jaren hebben ze ook Star Wars Marvel comics opnieuw uitgebracht.
  • Dark Horse é o sexto álbum da banda canadiense Nickelback, editado o 15 de novembro do 2008 através do selo Roadrunner Records.
  • Dark Horse (ダークホース) is a mid level Warrior-type Monster in The World, resembling an armored knight with horns and the lower lower body of a horse. Dark Horse favors physical attacks and uses dark magic.
  • Dark Horse (ダークホース, Dākuhōsu) is the sixty-first chapter of the One-Punch Man manga series.
  • The Dark Horse was a British public house in London, England. In 1933, Indiana Jones and Alecia Dunstin retreated to the establishment to escape pursuing Fascists. Jones took the opportunity for a meal and Dunstin diffused a situation with an anti-American blacksmith before a fist fight could start. However, when the Fascists eventually turned up at the door on a search, Jones and Dunstin escaped through the back of the pub, but not before Dunstin whispered in the blacksmith's ear and a brawl broke out.
  • Es una de las mascotas del Dark Lord y puede ser unas de las mas fuertes mascotas de MU Creacion del Dark Horse[[Archivo:Darkhorse.jpeg|thumb|Dark Horse, mascota del Dark Lord]] 1 - Ve con el NPC Trainer situado en las coordenadas (122, 110) en Lorencia.2 - Click en la Opcion Resucitar Spirit.3 - En el lugar de 8×4 poner :(1) Spirit of Dark Horse(5) Jewels of Bless(5) Jewels of Soul(1) Jewel of Creation(1) Jewel of Chaos5 million Zen 4 - Despues de decidir si el promedio de exito es seguro clickea en Combinar.5 - Si la combinacion sale bien , se creara un Dark Horse .6 - En caso que la combinación falle, todos los items y Zen usados durante el proceso desapareceran. Categoría:Mascotas
  • In 2003, Dark Horse published a 10 issue English translation of the manhua adaptation of Ultraman Tiga.
  • Dark Horse is a song by Katy Perry on her third studio album Prism. It features rapper Juicy J. It is arguably Katy Perry's most famous song to date.
  • thumbDark Horse Comics, Inc. ist ein amerikanischer Comic-Verlag, der 1986 gegründet wurde und sich vorallem auf Science Fiction spezialisiert. Dark Horse besitzt die Star Wars-Comic Lizenz seit 1990. Der Hauptsitz der Firma befindet sich in Milwaukie, Oregon.
  • thumbDark Horse Comics, Inc. ist ein amerikanischer Comic-Verlag, der 1986 gegründet wurde und sich vorallem auf Science Fiction spezialisiert. Dark Horse besitzt die Star Wars-Comic Lizenz seit 1990. Der Hauptsitz der Firma befindet sich in Milwaukie, Oregon.
  • A dark horse, like most other horses, emerges from its mother's urethra covered with various gels and fluids. Once the icky stuff has been hosed off, its coat is revealed to be a significantly darker color than that of both of its parents combined. Historically, most owners would lynch the dark horse at this point. The government has since passed many laws preventing this, though many Southern horse caretakers still think it without acting on it.
  • In December 2016 , Dark Horse Books published the adult coloring books Star Trek: The Original Series Adult Coloring Book and Star Trek: The Next Generation Adult Coloring Book. In April 2017 , Dark Horse Comics was to be collaborating with IDW Publishing to release Star Trek: The Next Generation - Aliens: Acceptable Losses. Dark Horse VP Randy Stradley reported in late December 2016 that the announcement for the series had been withdrawn. [1] In late 2017, two more coloring books, Star Trek: The Original Series Adult Coloring Book - Where No Man Has Gone Before and Star Trek: The Next Generation Adult Coloring Book - Continuing Missions are slated to come out. This article is a stub relating to real-world information such as a performer, author, novel, magazine, or other production material. You can help Memory Alpha by fixing it.
  • Dark Horse is their sixth studio album, released on November 2008. It is a follow-up to their multi-platinum selling All The Right Reasons released in 2005. The first single from the album was Gotta Be Somebody, which was released on September 2008. If Today Was Your Last Day was the original planned lead single. The exclusive Wal-Mart edition of Dark Horse included a link to download an MP3 from their performance of This Afternoon on Walmart Soundcheck. Many of the album's songs have hit the Canadian Hot 100, such as "Shakin Hands", "If Today Was Your Last Day" "I'd Come for You", "Never Gonna Be Alone" along with the 2 singles "Gotta Be Somebody" & "Something in Your Mouth".
  • Todd: I don't get you, Katy Perry. Video for "Dark Horse" Katy Perry: I knew you were You were gonna come to me Todd (VO): And what the-what the hell is this? What the hell is anything Katy Perry's done in the last couple years, I don't... it... what?! Katy: Make me your Aphrodite Todd: I... I'm not gonna draw this out: I find this song exceptionally unpleasant... Todd (VO): ...which, I guess, is better than finding it exceptionally unpleasantly boring, which is everything else Katy Perry has done lately. Th...this is a #1 hit, really?! Why?! [Clip of...] And why was "Roar", for that matter?! How did she get a #1 hit with a song that weak? [Billboard article: "Katy Perry's 'Dark Horse' Gallops to No. 1 On Hot 100"] Has Katy Perry just signed a contract with Billboard? [Screen shot of Billboard Hot 100 chart with "Dark Horse" at #1...] Wait, let me check here. [...and closeup on "Sponsor Content"] Ah-hah! I knew it! Todd: Look, my feelings about Katy Perry have been...complicated. Clips of "Hot n Cold..." Katy: Cause you're hot, then you're cold Todd (VO): Over the course of her first two albums, Katy Perry was a huge guilty pleasure of mine, never meant to be secret at that. [..."Last Friday Night (TGIF)"...] And yet, right at the moment that I gave up and just decided to embrace her wholeheartedly, [...and "Wide Awake"] she started pumping out song after song I couldn't find a way to enjoy at all. What...what happened? Todd: Well, if we wanna talk about where Katy Perry's going wrong, first we have to examine what she was doing right. So, what was she doing right? [Pause] What was she doing right? [Longer pause...] Clips of "California Gurls"... Katy [in the cream-shooting bra]: Fine, fresh, fierce ..."Ur So Gay"... Katy: You're so gay And you don't even like boys ...and "Last Friday Night" Katy [as a braces-wearing nerd, Kathy Beth Terry]: Friday! Clip of "Waking Up in Vegas" Katy: Remember what you told me Todd (VO): Look, "guilty pleasure" is never really quite the right word. Whenever I said that, I don't mean I actually feel guilt for the things I like that's stupid, especially for music, which doesn't really have to follow logic or anything like that. Todd: No, when I call something a guilty pleasure, all that means is, I have difficulty finding anything good to say about it, and I'm painfully aware of its faults; and that's especially true for Katy Perry, whose faults are not easy to ignore. Clip of "Hot n Cold" Katy: PMS like a bitch Todd: She's not subtle. Clip of "The One That Got Away" Todd (VO): But it's more than just her numerous faults that make her difficult to defend; I have difficulty making sense of her in general. She has tons of presence, yet... Todd: ...somehow not a lot of personality. Clip of "Teenage Dream" Todd (VO): It's difficult to pin down who Katy Perry really is. She's not like Gaga, or even Miley or Ke$ha, who've all carved out distinct identities for themselves. Katy always has that kind of plasticity in her. And I don't mean, like, [images of...] "plastic" like Barbie, I mean "plastic" like Plastic Man. (also Barbie) Todd: You know, she's a shape-shifter. Clips of "Last Friday Night", "I Kissed a Girl", "Unconditionally", "Firework", and "ET" Todd (VO): "Ooh, I'm a dirty sex kitten. I get drunk and so crazy things. I make out with other women. And I'm also a devoted, sincere girlfriend, and I'm an inspiration to cancer patients and fat girls. And I bang aliens." There's no consistency or common thread between her songs; she just is whoever the song says she is. Todd: That said, I think I can find common ground between all the songs I do like from Katy Perry. Clip of "California Gurls" Todd (VO): 1., they're all really fun and upbeat and catchy; and 2., they're all just really, horribly tasteless. Todd: Basically, the perfect recipe for guilty pleasure fodder. And that also explains what she's been doing wrong. Her songs since her divorce just aren't stupid and obnoxious enough. Clips of "Part of Me" Todd (VO): Just...blah. Most of them are breakup songs that reflect on her divorce, but if there's any personal connection, I don't feel it. Katy Perry can't pull off personal tragedy, she's just too artificial for it. Todd: Now granted, I guess none of that is true of her latest smash... Video for... Todd (VO): ..."Dark Horse", though. It isn't the most horribly tasteless thing she's ever released, but it's at least in the same ballpark. Yeesh. But... Todd: ...it's just not catchy. At all. At all. Katy (distorted): There's no goin' back. Todd (VO): I'm sorry, is it 2006?! When I turn on the pop station, I expect to hear something fun and upbeat, not this ugly-ass trap beat complete with speaker-destroying bass, annoying-ass chorus of goons shouting, "HEY," and a noxious, pitch-shifted voice bawding out at you from nowhere. Katy (distorted): There's no goin' back. Todd (VO): Ugh. No, no, I don't think... Todd: ...the song's quite annoying enough. Can't we add some... [overlaying a symphony of air horns] Katy: 'Cause I, I'm capable of anything Todd (VO): There we go. Good, good. Christ! I half-expect to see some mid-2000s... Todd: ...washout to show up, like Yung Joc or Jim Jones. Juicy J: Uh! She's a beast I call her Karma Todd: Close enough. Todd (VO): This is Juicy J. He was once a member of the [clips of "Stay Fly" by...] dark 'n dirty southern hip hop group Three 6 Mafia. Nowadays, [...and Miley Cyrus - "23"] he apparently spends his time lending hip hop credibility to white girls who should know better. Todd: Now this isn't the first time Katy Perry's worked with rappers, of course. Clips of "California Gurls" and "ET" Todd (VO): But she hasn't really gained much street cred from it as much as the rap guest tends to lose it. Or, in Kanye's case, just let him further embarrass himself. Todd: But we'll get back to Juicy J in a sec. Now let's look at the song as a whole. Katy: 'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse Are you ready for, ready for Todd (VO): "Dark Horse" is an assertive, girl-powery message to a potential lover. You know, like the Spice Girls used to do. Katy: So just be sure before you give it all to me Todd (VO): See, [clips of "Wannabe" and "Say You'll Be There" by the Spice Girls] if you wanna be her lover, you have to promise that you'll be there. Todd: And if you don't keep your promise, she'll... Demon: DESTROY YOUR WORTHLESS ASSES WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!! Todd: I think I summed that up properly. Now see,... Todd (VO): ...in this song, Katy Perry is playing the role of a...witch, I guess. Some kind of vengeful woman scorned with horrible magical powers. Sure. Todd: Now obviously... Clips of "Roar" and "ET" Todd (VO): ...where "Roar" was a lame attempt to rewrite "Firework", "Dark Horse" is a lame "ET", except she's the unstoppable supernatural force now. Todd: Is...Katy Perry just gonna wind her way through all the genres? Todd (VO): Like, she's done the alien thing, now the fantasy thing. What next, [brief clip of Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - "Timber"] western? Oh, I guess Ke$ha beat her to that one. Katy: Perfect storm... Todd (VO): So she's an amazing force of sheer amazingness, but don't piss her off or you'll regret it. That's basically the entire song. And I realize this is all, like, you know, a metaphor, but relate it to the real world here. Todd: Gentlemen, if a woman warns you that she's a horrible, vengeful destroyer when scorned, feel free to believe her. This is not usually an idle threat. Katy: Yes or no No maybe Todd: [checkboxes appear] Yes or no, huh? Well, let's see here. Katy: Don’t make me your enemy, your enemy Todd: Well, uh...I say, if she sees you as a potential enemy before you've even done anything, that's...that's usually a big, giant red flag. Todd (VO): No, hold on, let's see where this goes, 'cause after all, Katy Perry also has a positive side, and it's apparently really just awe-inspiring. Katy: Mark my words This love will make you levitate Like a bird Like a bird without a cage Todd: Okay...levitate like a bird? Her lovin's so good, [picture of man standing in mid-air] it'll make you levitate. Woo? I...I don't really get it. I guess that could be cool. But... Todd (VO): ...if you cross her, she'll destroy you? Todd: Seems like the reward-to-risk ratio's a little off. Todd (VO): Am I being unfair to Katy Perry? There must be some kind of logic behind the songs she picks. Todd: I guess the whole dark magic thing could be a reaction against her parents. See... Todd (VO): ...she was raised by [Huffington Post article: "Katy Perry Has Preacher Parents, Needless to Say They Aren't Her Biggest Fans] super-religious fundamentalists, you know, which...is probably why so many of her songs seem designed to piss them off. You know, [single covers of...] "I Kissed a Girl", "Last Friday Night", [evolutionary chart] "Evolution is Real!" (joke stolen from Mara Wilson)(please don't hurt me Mara) But this whole song is...it's out of her wheelhouse. She does, you know, [HuffPo article] wink-wink, tease-tease burlesque. She's not, like, Nicki Minaj. She doesn't feel right with this hard-ass street music. No matter how dangerous and powerful she tries to sound, she cannot pull this off. It does not work for the simple reason that she's Katy Perry. Todd: There's a reason Mariah Carey doesn't sing over death metal. Mariah Carey sings "Dreamlover" over clip of Dethklok - "Thunderhorse" Mariah: Dreamlover, come and rescue me Ooohh... Todd (VO): For that matter, where does the gangsta beat fit with this whole fantasy witchcraft theme? Where all the Teenage Dream singles were tight and focused, this is just a mess. And even if the song was more darkly magical, it's not like Katy Perry's Stevie Nicks or anything. She doesn't have the voice [images of, in flames...] of a witch, at least [...and 3D model of the Witch from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs] not a sexy witch. Todd: Eh, let's kick it over to Juicy J. Juicy J: She's a beast Todd (VO): Not that I think even he could make Katy Perry seem like an intimidating force of nature. Like, [Brief clip of Three 6 Mafia - "Shake My Ass"] maybe in his heyday a decade ago, but post-sellout, Miley Cyrus's black friend Juicy J? Todd: No, I doubt it. Juicy J: Shorty’s heart is on steroids Cause her love is so strong Todd: Pfft! Right. Juicy J: She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart She'll turn cold as a freezer Todd: Who cares? Juicy J: She eats your heart out Like Jeffrey Dahmer Todd: Yeah, whatev...wait wait wait, what? Juicy J: She eats your heart out Like Jeffrey Dahmer Juicy J: Like Jeffrey Dahmer Todd: [checkboxes appear again] Yeah, check no. Guys, sometimes it's okay to say no. Todd (VO): Okay, see, here's another thing. The song is a mess musically, the verse and the chorus have basically nothing to do with each other. But it's also a mess lyrically. I keep bringing up the evil witch thing, but it's obviously my best guess because that's what she wore at the Grammys. I guess there's also sexy mummy priests, too, based on the video. Who the hell knows? But honestly, I can't make sense of the metaphors here at all. Katy: 'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse Todd (VO): "Coming at you like a dark horse"? Do you even know what a dark horse is? It's an unfairly ignored, come-from-behind, underdog third party. Todd: Not something I'd really associate with one of the most famous celebrities on the planet. Todd (VO): But more importantly, "dark horse," I guess you can connect that to witchcraft if you stretch a little, but she never brings up the horse thing anywhere else. She just pulls in all sorts of other things, and it all just keeps piling up. Katy: Are you ready for, ready for A perfect storm, perfect storm Todd (VO): So she's a magical-Egyptian-witch-horse-storm-cannibal serial killer who makes you float like a bird. Juicy J: ...with a knight in shining armor She can be my Sleeping Beauty I'm gon' put her in a coma Todd: And a princess. She's also a princess who... wait, wait, knight in shining armor wakes Sleeping Beauty up out of the coma, you idiot! Juicy J: I'm gon' put her in a coma Todd (VO): What, did you punch her?! You spend a whole verse talking about what a badass she is, and then you talk about knocking her unconscious. What sense does that make? Whatever, it's the rap verse, it doesn't even count. Todd: Now, even without it, the song has basically no common theme. It's a 20-car pileup of analogies. It's a [picture of...] rat king of disconnected imagery. Todd (VO): And look, guys get criticized all the time for enjoying stupid shit that is pathetically obviously power fantasy, but... Todd: ...now this is kind of a power fantasy too. Todd (VO): "If you hurt me, I'll ruin you." [Clip of "Irreplaceable" by...] Like, you know, Beyonce tossing out a worthless guy on his ass, reclaiming a five-digit figure worth of property and immediately bringing in a replacement just to rub it in his face. Todd: Really, who can relate to that? It's a nice fantasy, but who can actually do that besides Beyonce? And that's song's... Todd (VO): ...way better than "Dark Horse", if for no other reason, that I believe at least Beyonce could pull that off. I do not buy that Katy Perry is some kind of implacable rage goddess who could effortlessly destroy the unworthy, [Clips of "Part of Me"...] especially after, like, five breakup songs in a row where she was emotionally devastated, [..."Wide Awake"...] floored by the breakup, [...and "Roar"] and then finally perky and triumphant. Juicy J: She eats your heart out Like Jeffrey Dahmer Todd: Yeah, she'll eat Ben & Jerry's and maybe drunk-text you. Todd (VO): So yeah, basically, none of this works. I can only assume that Katy Perry's success is self-sustaining at this point. Todd: It's not even that they sound bad, they sound unfinished. Todd (VO): None of her post-divorce songs feel like they came from the biggest pop star on the planet; they just keep running up the charts out of momentum. Todd: Katy Perry sucks, she's always sucked, I sucked for liking her, and I'm just gonna stop listening to her from now on. You hear that, Katy Perry? You suck! What are you gonna do about it? Nothing! That's right! I'm Todd In The Shadows, and I'm... My opinion has not changed. Katy (distorted): There's no going back
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  • The Dark Horse was the personal ship of Dorn Atun. He stole it from the Jedi Temple on Coruscant after killing Yurin Kyjar.
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