| abstract | - Waitrose Wanderers or Reading FC is an English poetry reading club, located in Reading and formed in 1871. They used to play in the FA Premier League against really good teams, such as Manchester United States, Abramograd, 'Where the fuck's my stereo gone?' and Arse-anal and also teams such as the Spearmint Rhino works team Hottenham Totspurs. Reading FC have laboured for many years in the lower divisions, often languishing mid-table in whichever league they happen to have been in at the time, until recently during the 2005/06 season. During this bizarre time they actually won the Coca-Cola Championship (with record points) and were promoted to the FA Premier League. It is still unclear how they managed this, quite frankly - but they did, none the less, only to be relegated back shortly after the FA realised they made a mistake, and employed Fulham F.C. to give them the old one-two. [Reading FC|Waitrose Wanderers are also well known for their amazing ability to scout average players and when said players are graced by God John "Mad John McMad" Madejski gets an erection over their rediculous price tags, said players are usually shipped to the midland club known as Wanky Wanderers. John "Mad John McMad" Madejski latest piece of business is selling Matt "Judas" Mills to another championship side in a bid to seal Championship football for yet another year !
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