| rdfs:comment | - Greetings, convicts. Welcome to The Alcatraz. Around here, we like to call this place "The Rock". I'm sure you've heard of this place. We're on an island surrounded by boiling acid that just happens to be infested with sharks. There are guard towers every twenty feet and there are more Mooks here than you've had warm meals. The only way on or off this miserable spit of land is a narrow bridge, with explosives wired to it so we can destroy it at a moment's notice. So don't think about trying to escape, you miserable swine. We've got a perfect record here. You try to escape, and you're likely to end up a blackened skull, if that. There's no hope for any of you.
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| abstract | - Greetings, convicts. Welcome to The Alcatraz. Around here, we like to call this place "The Rock". I'm sure you've heard of this place. We're on an island surrounded by boiling acid that just happens to be infested with sharks. There are guard towers every twenty feet and there are more Mooks here than you've had warm meals. The only way on or off this miserable spit of land is a narrow bridge, with explosives wired to it so we can destroy it at a moment's notice. So don't think about trying to escape, you miserable swine. We've got a perfect record here. You try to escape, and you're likely to end up a blackened skull, if that. There's no hope for any of you. Well, except for you, Mr. Protagonist and your Ragtag Bunch of Misfits. I'm sure a combination of blind luck, poorly guarded air vents, the stupidity of my own men, and Deus Ex Machinas will be enough to ensure that you escape and continue on your quest. It's almost inevitable, whether you're breaking a loved one out or just escaping yourself. No one's ever escaped from here before, so of course you'll be the ones to do it. So enjoy your time here, you scum. God knows you won't be here for long. Now, guards! Take them to their cells, and let them rot! What? Who says we're Tempting Fate? Oh, and just so you scum know- This ain't your daddy's Cardboard Prison. Folks have been breaking out of that one for years now. Sometimes we make special precautions for a particularly bad prisoner: a Tailor-Made Prison that takes advantage of an Achilles Heel you super freaks have or a Room 101 whenever prisoners need Cold-Blooded Torture or a Fate Worse Than Death in order to behave. Ain't no one gonna remember you now. Might as well go to a happy place now, scum. Examples of The Alcatraz include:
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