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| rdfs:comment | - It is nicknamed "Paradise on a Hill." While similar to Reagan's "Shining City on a Hill", St. Clairsville was built on a hill that had no shine at all; it was matté even following a good rainstorm. The Native Americans referred to the place as "Wayscomah," literally, "Where we stow the tents when not in use." From this humble beginning sprang a full-fledged All-American town, unique in one or two ways, but overall a symbol of what Americans strive for, for themselves and their 2.3 (average) children. St. Clairsville was named after Saint Clair, the patron saint of losers.
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| Description | - Narration by Spike, 5:31, 3.8 Mb
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| abstract | - It is nicknamed "Paradise on a Hill." While similar to Reagan's "Shining City on a Hill", St. Clairsville was built on a hill that had no shine at all; it was matté even following a good rainstorm. The Native Americans referred to the place as "Wayscomah," literally, "Where we stow the tents when not in use." From this humble beginning sprang a full-fledged All-American town, unique in one or two ways, but overall a symbol of what Americans strive for, for themselves and their 2.3 (average) children. The town motto, "Keep the riff-raff out," sets a standard for cities and towns throughout America. And St. Clairsville is home to many MILFs: women in their forties trying to look like they are in their twenties, and desirous of relationships with men either in their teens or on their pensions. St. Clairsville was named after Saint Clair, the patron saint of losers.
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