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  • Heather Mills
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  • Heather Mills Mccartney (with snakes for hair) is still complaining about the amount of money she got in her divorce and comes up with ways of being angry with everyone.
  • Heather had been nominated for a "Noble Bitch prize" because she is such a fucking wanker. One day after the ridiculouly expensive divorce, Linda McCartney rose from the dead, stole Heather's leg, used it to beat the crap out of her 'cause the Lovely Linda totally PWNS, and she wanted that golddigging biotch to stay away from her beloved Paul for putting him through so much sorrow and forcing him to (gasp!) quit smoking weed. Then, after proclaiming her undying love for Paul McCartney in an Oscar-worthy water-works scene, she died again. Bummer.
  • In "Welcome Back, Carter", it was revealed she once had dinner with Peter and Lois Griffin. Peter played footsy with her, accidentally kicking off her fake leg.
  • Heather Anne Mills is a celebrity from season 4 of Dancing with the Stars.
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averagescore
  • 22.200000
highestscore
  • 24
lowestscore
  • 18
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knownfor
  • Model & charity campaigner
Hometown
  • Aldershot, Hampshire, England
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Birthdate
  • 1968-01-12
Partner
Place
  • 7
abstract
  • Heather Mills Mccartney (with snakes for hair) is still complaining about the amount of money she got in her divorce and comes up with ways of being angry with everyone.
  • Heather had been nominated for a "Noble Bitch prize" because she is such a fucking wanker. One day after the ridiculouly expensive divorce, Linda McCartney rose from the dead, stole Heather's leg, used it to beat the crap out of her 'cause the Lovely Linda totally PWNS, and she wanted that golddigging biotch to stay away from her beloved Paul for putting him through so much sorrow and forcing him to (gasp!) quit smoking weed. Then, after proclaiming her undying love for Paul McCartney in an Oscar-worthy water-works scene, she died again. Bummer.
  • In "Welcome Back, Carter", it was revealed she once had dinner with Peter and Lois Griffin. Peter played footsy with her, accidentally kicking off her fake leg.
  • Heather Anne Mills is a celebrity from season 4 of Dancing with the Stars.
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