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  • Karl Pilkington
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  • He is also on the show An Idiot Abroad.
  • "Okay, so emm... where do I start. Hamburger, cheese, sandwich, Jimi Hendrix, Roger Moore, Jessie J, Barack Obama, Batman, that man with the uptone voice. These are all things that rhyme with Life. Like, pife. Mife, wife. Yeah. So... Hallo?" "Okay, seriously. How did I even get here? Honestly, 1974 in a nutshell. And this is me in a nutshell. AAH, HELP! I AM IN A NUTSHELL!" "Box." "Boxes." "Pants." "Pantses." Enough, Karl. Cave Johnson, we're done here. Signing off.
  • Karl is the third protagonist of the show. He talks to Ricky Gervais and Stephan Merchant about certain things happening in his life or what his mind gave him. He always had a sad look on his face. His design in the show is somewhat base on Charlie Brown.
  • A hero to many of the SAGuys. He has a perfectly round head, like a fucking orange. Notable achievements include throwing away a letter declaring how valuable a customer he is due to naming him "Dilkington", and making remarks on how you'll never see a "middle aged Chinese man" or "old people eating Twixes". Would shag Jonathan Ross, the bender.
  • Karl "The User" Pilkington (1972 - c. 2050) is an English philosopher, sociologist, logician, poet, author, broadcaster, producer, actor, polymath, and pudding-headed oddity. The world famous The Ricky Gervais Show and The Ricky Gervais Guide to... revolve around Karl's education and enlightenment of chubby funster Ricky Gervais and frog-faced Tower of London Stephen Merchant.
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  • He is also on the show An Idiot Abroad.
  • Karl "The User" Pilkington (1972 - c. 2050) is an English philosopher, sociologist, logician, poet, author, broadcaster, producer, actor, polymath, and pudding-headed oddity. The world famous The Ricky Gervais Show and The Ricky Gervais Guide to... revolve around Karl's education and enlightenment of chubby funster Ricky Gervais and frog-faced Tower of London Stephen Merchant. Karl's books The World Of Karl Pilkington, Happyslapped by a Jellyfish, Karlology and "An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington" have sold over 2 million copies each worldwide and have been translated into 36 languages. Karl now resides in Kent, England.
  • "Okay, so emm... where do I start. Hamburger, cheese, sandwich, Jimi Hendrix, Roger Moore, Jessie J, Barack Obama, Batman, that man with the uptone voice. These are all things that rhyme with Life. Like, pife. Mife, wife. Yeah. So... Hallo?" "Okay, seriously. How did I even get here? Honestly, 1974 in a nutshell. And this is me in a nutshell. AAH, HELP! I AM IN A NUTSHELL!" "Box." "Boxes." "Pants." "Pantses." Enough, Karl. Cave Johnson, we're done here. Signing off.
  • Karl is the third protagonist of the show. He talks to Ricky Gervais and Stephan Merchant about certain things happening in his life or what his mind gave him. He always had a sad look on his face. His design in the show is somewhat base on Charlie Brown.
  • A hero to many of the SAGuys. He has a perfectly round head, like a fucking orange. Notable achievements include throwing away a letter declaring how valuable a customer he is due to naming him "Dilkington", and making remarks on how you'll never see a "middle aged Chinese man" or "old people eating Twixes". Would shag Jonathan Ross, the bender.