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| rdfs:comment | - Samuel A. Alito is the Greatest Associate Judge on The Supreme Court, ever. He loves America, despite being I-talian, and was appointed by George W. Bush, after Harriet Miers decided she couldn't stay the course.
- Samuel Anthony Alito, Jr. (born April 1, 1950) is a demon of great power who has long waited in the shadowy darkness, waiting, lusting for a chance to emerge and wreck his bloody doom. DOOM! For fifteen long years he has waited in the underbelly of the Circuit Court system, occasionally feasting on the blood of the weak and helpless, before retreating back into his disguise of a humble impartial man. Join us in opposing the forces of Alito before it is too late!
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| abstract | - Samuel A. Alito is the Greatest Associate Judge on The Supreme Court, ever. He loves America, despite being I-talian, and was appointed by George W. Bush, after Harriet Miers decided she couldn't stay the course.
- Samuel Anthony Alito, Jr. (born April 1, 1950) is a demon of great power who has long waited in the shadowy darkness, waiting, lusting for a chance to emerge and wreck his bloody doom. DOOM! For fifteen long years he has waited in the underbelly of the Circuit Court system, occasionally feasting on the blood of the weak and helpless, before retreating back into his disguise of a humble impartial man. Can you deny it? Look into his red eyes. Hear his deep and thundering voice of doom. Famed vampire hunter, Ted Kennedy, knows it. Desperately he and his fellows have tried to warn the world. Why don't you listen to them? Join us in opposing the forces of Alito before it is too late!
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