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  • Backslash
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  • A backslash (uselesskeyus underenterus, from the Greek for back-leaning forest wanderer), also known in Japan as a ¥, is a wild animal that inhabits the forests of south-eastern Australia. It usually only comes out at night, to eat rats and journalists, but occasionally it can be seen during the day, if food is plentiful. In the wild, Backslashs are very protective of their young, and will often sing "We Didn't Start The Fire" to repel would-be attackers. Backslashs are typically known to be opposed to Slash in both musical tastes and political views.
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  • A backslash (uselesskeyus underenterus, from the Greek for back-leaning forest wanderer), also known in Japan as a ¥, is a wild animal that inhabits the forests of south-eastern Australia. It usually only comes out at night, to eat rats and journalists, but occasionally it can be seen during the day, if food is plentiful. The offspring of the Backslash, also called Backslash, are occasionally taken from the mother by poachers when they are a few days old (a mother, on average, will have several thousand in her pouch) and sold to keyboard manufacturers. The baby Backslash is glued to the keyboard by a well-trained monkey who then gives the keyboard off to a Backslash handler, who will calm the baby Backslash down with kind words and harmful threats. In the wild, Backslashs are very protective of their young, and will often sing "We Didn't Start The Fire" to repel would-be attackers. Backslashs are typically known to be opposed to Slash in both musical tastes and political views.