| abstract | - WaWaWaTinky-Winky was created when first-class idiot Wario threw WaWaTinky-Winky in the Wa-Machine. Wario did not realize this at the time, but putting too much wa-energy in one place can be disastrous. This was proven when WaWaWaTinky-Winky started blowing stuff up with his mind. WaWaWaTinky-Winky was originally a servant of Wario, but decided this was stupid after Wario made WaWaWaTinky-Winky his butler. He shot Wario (who is bulletproof), and ran off to find a better master. He always cried though, so Nobody hired him. After a while, even Nobody fired him, and he became a bum. This is when he met WaMario, and the two began to plot. However, WaMario stole WaWaWaTinky-Winky's wallet, and ran. WaWaWaTinky-Winky did not know what to do, so he decided that he should become a professional loser. This earned him a fortune, so he eventually bought a big mansion, and kidnapped Elmo. The Elmo Gang went into action, and WaWaWaTinky-Winky was shot. WaWaWaTinky-Winky got up and walked away after this, because he was such a powerful wa-god.
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