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| rdfs:label | - Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Godzilla vs. Urethra
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| rdfs:comment | - Yep yep. -- 16:23, 26 September 2007 (UTC) Here's my gut reaction: I got tired of reading action-summary in the main section. The 572-word synopsis stays at about the same focal distance from the action throughout, with the same level of detail. I would recommend zooming in and out -- focusing in on the action and then backing away from it. Well, enough of that. Egads. But vary the level of detail and time-flow in the synopsis, that's my advice. Of course you may want to ignore all this. It is just nasty, nasty advice from a nasty, nasty man. ----OEJ 00:43, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
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| Mcomment | - Nice piece; IMHO could use some work.
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| Icomment | - Appropriate image...needs Urethra in the picture, though.
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| Ccomment | - I like mis-named creatures. I once pondered creating the painful nymph Uræthritis to wed the Roman god Anthracite, but reconsidered and turned Anthracite into a worm.
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| Hcomment | - There are some funny bits, mostly concerned with, er, the functions of the monster Urethra. But there's a lot of action-summary as well.
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| abstract | - Yep yep. -- 16:23, 26 September 2007 (UTC) Here's my gut reaction: I got tired of reading action-summary in the main section. The 572-word synopsis stays at about the same focal distance from the action throughout, with the same level of detail. I would recommend zooming in and out -- focusing in on the action and then backing away from it. George the Poo-Unicorn attacked Stinky Pus-Bear with his Horn of Malice. "Take that," he sneered, leering obscenely as his huge brown horn pierced Stinky Pus-Bear's protective slime layer. "BLEARGH!" groaned Stinky, quivering gelatinously in pure agony. "Oh ye saints and little fishes! Whatever am I to do!" But then -- just as George's Horn of Malice was about to impale his jelly-like heart -- he remembered his mother Ingrid's advice: Never forget your bacteria! Swiftly Stinky summoned his power of nasty infection. A battalion of staphylococcus bacteria raced up George's horn. In a trice the infected horn turned black, rotted off, and fell to the ground. The combatants circled, each wounded yet undefeated. The tension mounted. So did the smell. A moment later the battle was rejoined. For six hours George the Poo-Unicorn and Stinky Pus-Bear grappled fiercely. Spectators yawned. The sun went down, the moon came up. Bob Dylan made a new CD. Half a world away, Berlin was in flames. Then Stinky Pus-Bear saw something on the ground. "Hey! I dropped my iPod!" he cried. "Whoa," said George the Poo-Unicorn, pausing in his relentless onslaught. "Careful, you don't want to step on it. Better put it back in your slime-pocket." Stinky Pus-Bear bent down to pick up his iPod...and at that moment George whipped out his bulging scarlet Hemorrhoid of Consummate Evil, and -- Well, enough of that. Egads. But vary the level of detail and time-flow in the synopsis, that's my advice. You might add a section for stuff like production notes, soundtrack credits, and so forth. And remember, a urethra's worst fear is being attacked with a catheter. Of course you may want to ignore all this. It is just nasty, nasty advice from a nasty, nasty man. ----OEJ 00:43, 27 September 2007 (UTC) Wow. Well uh. Thank you. :D -- 19:29, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
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