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  • YVH 1 combat droid
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  • The droid was designed by Lando Calrissian's defense contracting firm Tendrando Arms, although they may have had some help from Skynet. "Goopta mo bossa, baby." Being Lando creations, YVH 1 droids were smooth and oh-so-irresistible to the ladies. Unfortunately, being as motherfracking bad-ass and covered in lethal weaponry as they were, they tended to leave their one-night-stands a bloody mess afterwards. So, remember, ladies, if a YVH 1 starts hitting on you, try to convince it that you're infected with a computer virus or something. (Don't bother to have your boyfriend challenge it. He won't stand a chance.)
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  • The droid was designed by Lando Calrissian's defense contracting firm Tendrando Arms, although they may have had some help from Skynet. "Goopta mo bossa, baby." Being Lando creations, YVH 1 droids were smooth and oh-so-irresistible to the ladies. Unfortunately, being as motherfracking bad-ass and covered in lethal weaponry as they were, they tended to leave their one-night-stands a bloody mess afterwards. So, remember, ladies, if a YVH 1 starts hitting on you, try to convince it that you're infected with a computer virus or something. (Don't bother to have your boyfriend challenge it. He won't stand a chance.)