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| rdfs:comment | - First of all, one should avoid offering anti-ugly pills to people. These are for themselves, not to give away to people they think are ugly, because by doing so they're literally calling them ugly, and that is so rude. People who do this are considered bat fuck insane, especially if they do in bars full of tough guys or a lady across the street with a poodle (poodles are evil, slip the poodle an anti-ugly pill when their owner isn't looking). Second, one must avoid taking more than they are proscribed, as this won't make someone un-ugly faster or become more popular, or better than everyone else. They will just go into cardiac arrest, have a stroke, or just drop dead. Third, people who are allergic to any of the ingredients should not take this pill. Anti-Ugly Pills are not for everybody.
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| abstract | - First of all, one should avoid offering anti-ugly pills to people. These are for themselves, not to give away to people they think are ugly, because by doing so they're literally calling them ugly, and that is so rude. People who do this are considered bat fuck insane, especially if they do in bars full of tough guys or a lady across the street with a poodle (poodles are evil, slip the poodle an anti-ugly pill when their owner isn't looking). Second, one must avoid taking more than they are proscribed, as this won't make someone un-ugly faster or become more popular, or better than everyone else. They will just go into cardiac arrest, have a stroke, or just drop dead. Third, people who are allergic to any of the ingredients should not take this pill. Anti-Ugly Pills are not for everybody. Those who have heart disease, surgery or are still recovering from surgery, pregnant or may become pregnant should not take this pill. Children under the age of four should ask a doctor.
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