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| rdfs:label | - Indian Institutes of Technology
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| rdfs:comment | - IIT was the brainchild of Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru to reduce the brains of India's children. Just like Zion in Matrix, where the 3% of dissenters are herded to keep them from disrupting society, the Government of India brought the country's mouthiest 3% to the IITs, to prepare them for export. The IITs are very productive, based on the only known measure, their number, which has grown from a single institute in 1951 to 16 today.
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| abstract | - IIT was the brainchild of Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru to reduce the brains of India's children. Just like Zion in Matrix, where the 3% of dissenters are herded to keep them from disrupting society, the Government of India brought the country's mouthiest 3% to the IITs, to prepare them for export. The IITs are very productive, based on the only known measure, their number, which has grown from a single institute in 1951 to 16 today.
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