| abstract | - Im full of Christmas semen, I don’t know what that is but it’s hot It’s like heaven's orgasm, inside an oatmeal cookie shot And when I put my Santa hat on it’s a needle full of Christmas glee Coating my house in frilly shit and Disney trademark intellectual property Cause it’s snowing I love shopping and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Christmas Setting up the lights So my fucking house sings cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Christmas If Christmas was living I’d fuck it to death and then consume it’s body For it’s Christmas breath cause it’s growing I’m not stopping I fufufufucking love Christmas Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus Christ of the guitar! You dance! You fucking dance! You DIE for our sins mother fucker! I’ll buy all things red and green, accumulating thousands in debt I’ll let it ruin my life, Making it the best Christmas yet And I’ll play those Christmas carols until my ears will bleed with Christmas cheer, It’ll scare the shit outta you but it’s only getting bigger every year! Cause it’s snowing I love shopping and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Christmas I love those stop motion shows That scare the shit outta me cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Christmas I bathe in hot chocolate ‘til my skin is red And I’ll sing Christmas songs until your soul is dead Cause I’m soaking in sweet toppings and I fucking love Christmas and the feels, and the deals, and the meals, and the steals at the Sears Keep it longer, make it stronger, nothing’s wrong here, I could stay here all year Smell the crazy, feeling hazy, something’s tasty, at the Macy’s downtown Getting higher, feeling wired, I’m inspired, I’m on fire right now I love the over marketing for making deplumes By the way this song’s available on itunes I wanna smash it open ‘til it’s stiff and cold and maybe search its brains for its Christmas gold and then drink it’s blood ‘til I lose control and the Christmas madness will take it’s toll! it’s snowing and I love shopping and I fufufufufufucking love Christmas Enough to build tranquilizer immunity I must be fucking batshit crazy about Christmas I’ll kill anyone not celebrating with me, Your resistance is feeding my insanity Cause it’s snowing I love shopping so put that star on top the tree and buy me a fucking tv We’re going on a shopping spree my stockings filled with DVDs I my heart is filling up with glee can’t help what’s is going over me I fufufufufucking love Christmas
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