| rdfs:comment | - In the green corner is Liu Bei, a morbidly delusional man with pendulous ear lobes who believes he is the descendant of Vishnu, the Hindu god, and wishes to restore his ancestor's fictitious kingdom of glory. In the red corner is Sun Quan, the third in a line of drop-like-flies kings that enforce strict inbreeding in their clan. Lastly, in the blue corner is Cao Cao, who had no particular noteworthy qualities. (Technically, there were four kingdoms. But no one cares about those Nanman jerks.)
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| abstract | - In the green corner is Liu Bei, a morbidly delusional man with pendulous ear lobes who believes he is the descendant of Vishnu, the Hindu god, and wishes to restore his ancestor's fictitious kingdom of glory. In the red corner is Sun Quan, the third in a line of drop-like-flies kings that enforce strict inbreeding in their clan. Lastly, in the blue corner is Cao Cao, who had no particular noteworthy qualities. (Technically, there were four kingdoms. But no one cares about those Nanman jerks.) Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Cow Cow, and a few other random people clash in this heroic saga in which heads fly, maidens cry, villages are pillaged, and no one asks why.
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