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| rdfs:label | - Unified Law of Subsequent Albums
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| rdfs:comment | - The Unified Law of Subsequent Albums relates the pressure of popularity to the phenomenon of album release and resultant relative quality. 'Every subsequent album sucks, unless it rules.' We see examples floating on the airwaves and hear them coming from the TV daily. Hacks with talent and hard-working bands that couldn't make money on a street corner if they didn't have a thug beating ingrates just around the corner. Masters of the arcane art of sadomasochism paid pocket change by guys in faux fur coats and rainbow socks. The theory was distilled to a few simple equations by Dr. Dre in 1872:
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| abstract | - The Unified Law of Subsequent Albums relates the pressure of popularity to the phenomenon of album release and resultant relative quality. 'Every subsequent album sucks, unless it rules.' We see examples floating on the airwaves and hear them coming from the TV daily. Hacks with talent and hard-working bands that couldn't make money on a street corner if they didn't have a thug beating ingrates just around the corner. Masters of the arcane art of sadomasochism paid pocket change by guys in faux fur coats and rainbow socks. Without 40 year old boys that wished they were 42, the industry would collapse in upon itself and all the corporate whores members of quality bands would have to find real jobs reality. They are the primary driving factor in the industry, before internet downloads and random iPod jackings. To tell whether or not a band is good you only need to get an airboat and seek those bands which are bobbing on the tops of the airwaves. Avoiding those that are floundering on the bottom like halibut, they're no good. The fact their lead singer looks like a halibut does not affect the flavor of the music, but it does mean that you should avoid their groupers. The theory was distilled to a few simple equations by Dr. Dre in 1872:
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