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  • Samantha Briggs
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  • In his investigation of reports of a series of agent provocateurs known as "the Doctor" who had been involved in numerous unusual incidents, the journalist James Stevens interviewed Samantha about the Gatwick Incident. She described the Doctor as "a short man with a mournful face and dishevelled clothing." She also noted that he had a "blurred" English accent which defied description and seemed to be extremely knowledgeable on a wide variety of subjects. Stevens dubbed him "the Gatwick Doctor" due to his involvement in the investigation of holiday fraud. Furthermore, Samantha told Stevens that the Doctor was accompanied by "a young Scots lad in a kilt, called 'Jamie'." (PROSE: Who Killed Kennedy)
  • She helped the Doctor and Jamie stop the karma karma karma karma karma chameleons, and made them come and go when they stole her brother at Gatwick airport. The Doctor was considering inviting her onboard the TARDIS (since Ben and Polly had just decided to ditch him), but decided against it because she was from Liverpool. Jamie ravaged her bitchpussy as a thank you for her help anyway though, so at least there's that. This is all definitely canon btw, much like how Handy is definitely the Valeyard.
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Origin
Age
  • MILF, by the Teninch era
Status
  • Very northern
Actor
  • Pauline Collins
Name
  • Samantha Briggs
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Weight
  • Fat
Height
  • Shorter than Manlet.
Species
  • Human
Title
  • Samantha Briggs
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  • The Faceless Ones
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  • In his investigation of reports of a series of agent provocateurs known as "the Doctor" who had been involved in numerous unusual incidents, the journalist James Stevens interviewed Samantha about the Gatwick Incident. She described the Doctor as "a short man with a mournful face and dishevelled clothing." She also noted that he had a "blurred" English accent which defied description and seemed to be extremely knowledgeable on a wide variety of subjects. Stevens dubbed him "the Gatwick Doctor" due to his involvement in the investigation of holiday fraud. Furthermore, Samantha told Stevens that the Doctor was accompanied by "a young Scots lad in a kilt, called 'Jamie'." (PROSE: Who Killed Kennedy)
  • She helped the Doctor and Jamie stop the karma karma karma karma karma chameleons, and made them come and go when they stole her brother at Gatwick airport. The Doctor was considering inviting her onboard the TARDIS (since Ben and Polly had just decided to ditch him), but decided against it because she was from Liverpool. Jamie ravaged her bitchpussy as a thank you for her help anyway though, so at least there's that. Not long after, Steven Moffat turned up in place of her brother and Wibbly-Wobblied her back in Timey-Wimey, because that's his second favourite thing to do to people. She fell into the care of Prince Edward, got renamed Victoria, lost her northern accent and somehow became Queen, with a whole era of history named after her. She traveled up to Scotland late in her life in the hopes that she'd find Jamie, as she was achin' for another quakin' from his rock hard time-travelling Scot cock, but she ended up finding the next best thing David Tennant instead. Sadly she couldn't get within 50 feet of him without Rose demanding her blood to spill (because Satan forbid any other woman occupies the same century as the Doctor), so she just had to settle for the werewolf. This is all definitely canon btw, much like how Handy is definitely the Valeyard.
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