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| rdfs:label | - Max Attacks: Failed Marketing Slogans
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| rdfs:comment | - Max A. Rooney gives another blistering editorial, this time by showing the failed marketing campaign slogans Trollwood Performing Arts School had discarded for their summer production of Damn Yankees. Rooney, in a rare act of compassion, reads the slogans off for all blind viewers. The slogans listed were:
* Satan and Dancing: Can't Miss
* Come Spend 2 1/2 Hours in Hell!
* See Lola Before She Met the Kinks
* Trollwood Theatre, Better Than Mahogany
* The Closest You'll Ever Get to Broadway
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| abstract | - Max A. Rooney gives another blistering editorial, this time by showing the failed marketing campaign slogans Trollwood Performing Arts School had discarded for their summer production of Damn Yankees. Rooney, in a rare act of compassion, reads the slogans off for all blind viewers. The slogans listed were:
* Satan and Dancing: Can't Miss
* Come Spend 2 1/2 Hours in Hell!
* See Lola Before She Met the Kinks
* Trollwood Theatre, Better Than Mahogany
* The Closest You'll Ever Get to Broadway Max also mentions a few other slogans, including "Damn Yankees: Documentary on the 1918 Black Socks" and "We Take Care of Your Kids for Eight Hours a Day: You Owe Us!"
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