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| rdfs:comment | - The "bloody internet" is a pain-in-the-arse, blood-sucking life-ruiner. Invented c. 1956 by Jews, it was first envisioned as a means of encouraging conversation and understanding between the warring superpowers; however it quickly fell into the hands of nerds who turned it into a clandestine system for the spread of conspiracy theories, communist propaganda and porn. It continues to annoy and frustrate a large percentage of the Earth's population to this day. There once was a time when there was a distinction between the bloody internet and the blasted Web but that time has long since passed and it's all the fucking internet to me.
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| abstract | - The "bloody internet" is a pain-in-the-arse, blood-sucking life-ruiner. Invented c. 1956 by Jews, it was first envisioned as a means of encouraging conversation and understanding between the warring superpowers; however it quickly fell into the hands of nerds who turned it into a clandestine system for the spread of conspiracy theories, communist propaganda and porn. It continues to annoy and frustrate a large percentage of the Earth's population to this day. There once was a time when there was a distinction between the bloody internet and the blasted Web but that time has long since passed and it's all the fucking internet to me.
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