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| rdfs:label | - For Your Eyes Only
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| rdfs:comment | - Alf befriends a lonely blind girl.
- For Your Eyes Only is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!
- ALF befriends a lonely blind lady named Jody, who he hears on Dr. Schrock's radio talk show. He gets in contact with Jody over the phone and convinces Lynn to drive him to her house so he can meet her. They have dinner and hit it off very well. After dinner, Lynn has to rush ALF home so Kate and Willie won't know that they've been gone.
- For Your Eyes Only is a collection of James Bond short stories written by Ian Fleming, first published in 1960. The title story of the collection lent its name to the twelfth James Bond film, which was released in 1981 and was the fifth film to star Roger Moore as the suave and sophisticated British Secret Service agent. The film adapted both "For Your Eyes Only" and "Risico" from this collection, as well as part of the novel Live and Let Die. Other stories from this collection also provided source material for later Bond films.
- "For Your Eyes Only" is a truly, truly horrifying fanfic in the Naruto fandom. Despite the title, it has nothing to do with James Bond. It takes place in an AU which resembles 21st-century Real World Japan except, for reasons which presumably make sense to the author, all the student characters have been transformed into hermaphroditic toddler-like beings with animal ears and tails. Despite the fact that they still have human intelligence, speak human languages, and are permitted to own property and money, they are the "pets" of the adult characters, and have no rights over their own living conditions or breeding cycles. The author completely fails to notice anything remotely creepy about this. Also, even though they're supposed to be hermaphrodites, and their human mono-gendered selves ar
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| Artifact(s) | - Uteri, which are connected to their intestines. Only Naruto's seems to get used, though.
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| Nickname(s) | - "Naryuho" and "Shashuke," respectively.
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| Eyes | - Naruto: "ice blue." Sasuke: black.
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| Hair | - Naruto: "fluffy blonde fur." Sasuke: black.
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| Accomplice(s) | - Other humanoid pets based on the other Naruto characters. The teachers, who retained their human forms, but nothing of their personalities.
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| Slain By | - Skyfire, Stormsong, Naomi, and Drake.
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| Species | - "Humanoid pets," feline variety.
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| Relation | - Allegedly are the canon characters whose names they stole.
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| abstract | - "For Your Eyes Only" is a truly, truly horrifying fanfic in the Naruto fandom. Despite the title, it has nothing to do with James Bond. It takes place in an AU which resembles 21st-century Real World Japan except, for reasons which presumably make sense to the author, all the student characters have been transformed into hermaphroditic toddler-like beings with animal ears and tails. Despite the fact that they still have human intelligence, speak human languages, and are permitted to own property and money, they are the "pets" of the adult characters, and have no rights over their own living conditions or breeding cycles. The author completely fails to notice anything remotely creepy about this. Also, even though they're supposed to be hermaphrodites, and their human mono-gendered selves are not like this at all, they fulfill every single offensive gender stereotype possible to the extent that one wonders if the author was using a checklist. Every single one of the characters, "pets" and humans alike, are so OOC they could not see their normal selves with the Hubble telescope, and the author portrays rape turning to Twu Wuv in a skin-crawlingly off-hand manner. Specifically, Uzumaki Naruto, far from being the troublemaking yet ambitious young ninja we know and love, is transformed into a miniature cat-person who is supposed to be sixteen but behaves like a bad cartoon's depiction of a two-year-old girl, complete with nauseating babytalk. "He" (he's a hermaphrodite who acts like the worst stereotype of a cutesy little girl imaginable, but the author continues to use male pronouns for him) goes into heat, and his "owner" Iruka takes him to the Icha Icha Love Love Pet Breeding Agency, where he is dumped in a room with Sasuke, also a cat-person and now the pet of Kakashi, who forcibly mates with him. Naruto, of course, enjoys this. Later on, Sakura, who has become a rabbit-person and a slut who would put Luxury to shame (according to the author, though she only actually even tries to have sex with one character and doesn't succeed), offers to mate with Sasuke when Naruto is not around. In return, he rips her to shreds, and the humans care more about the mess than the fact that a sapient being has died. Oh, and did we mention that with the hermaphroditic pets the uterus is connected to the rectum and only ukes grow a vagina later on? Or that, according to extrinsic evidence, the concept for this fic doesn't even belong to the author, but was stolen from a doujinshi entitled Nekotama, which he didn't credit? The Sakura-based rabbit and Hinata-based mouse have been rescued, renamed "Cheri" and "Luna" respectively, and adopted by Nurse Valerie Christaki. The tadpole and raccoon babies born from the union of Gaara and Lee's replacements (new names pending revelation) have been adopted in turn by Cheri and Luna, and starting December 2007 Luna was pregnant with Naruto and Sasuke's kitten. All are medicated to prevent further Sue behaviour, and are being trained to think like independent beings rather than pets. The kitten has been named Uzumaki Pompom.
- Alf befriends a lonely blind girl.
- For Your Eyes Only is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!
- ALF befriends a lonely blind lady named Jody, who he hears on Dr. Schrock's radio talk show. He gets in contact with Jody over the phone and convinces Lynn to drive him to her house so he can meet her. They have dinner and hit it off very well. After dinner, Lynn has to rush ALF home so Kate and Willie won't know that they've been gone.
- For Your Eyes Only is a collection of James Bond short stories written by Ian Fleming, first published in 1960. The title story of the collection lent its name to the twelfth James Bond film, which was released in 1981 and was the fifth film to star Roger Moore as the suave and sophisticated British Secret Service agent. The film adapted both "For Your Eyes Only" and "Risico" from this collection, as well as part of the novel Live and Let Die. Other stories from this collection also provided source material for later Bond films.
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