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| rdfs:comment | - Cooties are small girly parasitic bugs that girls are known to carry and mainly inhabit the adobes of any young female. Because of this, Dee Dee's Room has a large infestation of Cooties due to its extreme girlishness. If boys with no immunity towards Cooties come in contact with them, they will be paralyzed and the veins across their faces will bulge up.
- Cooties is a Sexually Transmitted Disease that is passed instantaneously when physical contact with an infected individual of the opposite sex occurs, attaching itself to your skin, the disease then spreads into your blood stream. Symptoms include ridicule, exclusion from peers and scabby encrusted sores. There is no cure for the disease, but anyone infected should find a sharp piece of metal and hammer it into his/her skull before you infect others.
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| abstract | - Cooties are small girly parasitic bugs that girls are known to carry and mainly inhabit the adobes of any young female. Because of this, Dee Dee's Room has a large infestation of Cooties due to its extreme girlishness. If boys with no immunity towards Cooties come in contact with them, they will be paralyzed and the veins across their faces will bulge up.
- Cooties is a Sexually Transmitted Disease that is passed instantaneously when physical contact with an infected individual of the opposite sex occurs, attaching itself to your skin, the disease then spreads into your blood stream. Symptoms include ridicule, exclusion from peers and scabby encrusted sores. There is no cure for the disease, but anyone infected should find a sharp piece of metal and hammer it into his/her skull before you infect others. Cooties is extremely deadly over time. The most common form of death is explosion that is a result of an over abundance of the cooties virus within an individual. There has been one known survivor, but the effects of the disease have caused him to be an outcast and forced him into hiding. He has been come to be known as "bigfoot". NOTE: Cootie shots are only 69% effective. They are best used in conjunction with other forms of protection, such as chastity belts and muzzles. Also, there are allegations that these shots are propagated by the FBI for the purpose of mind control, as proven in an episode of Mythbusters.
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