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| rdfs:comment | - A Limbaugh-salad is Sean Hannity's favorite dish. It's all meat and can be eaten with an American-made spoon. The only people who don't like Limbaugh-salad are gay vegan Muslims who hate America. And the only person who really ever would have had the gut for it or have been able to get it down was Robert Cornhole and that's because he invented teeth. Cornhole's genuine disciples, the Colbert Cornholists, hope that Rush can work out any problems that he's having with Cornhole, but in the meantime all cornholists are forbidden from eating Limbaugh-salad due to the fact that Rush and the dittoheads suffer from a perverse form of cornholism.
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| abstract | - A Limbaugh-salad is Sean Hannity's favorite dish. It's all meat and can be eaten with an American-made spoon. The only people who don't like Limbaugh-salad are gay vegan Muslims who hate America. And the only person who really ever would have had the gut for it or have been able to get it down was Robert Cornhole and that's because he invented teeth. Cornhole's genuine disciples, the Colbert Cornholists, hope that Rush can work out any problems that he's having with Cornhole, but in the meantime all cornholists are forbidden from eating Limbaugh-salad due to the fact that Rush and the dittoheads suffer from a perverse form of cornholism. Sean likes his Limbaugh salad tossed. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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