| abstract | - Inspector Gadget él sigue siendo el mismo cyborg poco inteligente, crédulo, desorientado, e incompetente que era antes, pero ahora está acompañado de Penny en sus misiones. Como siempre, sigue confundir a sí mismo como el héroe cuando los eventos de un episodio se han tratado, a pesar de que no hizo nada en absoluto. Todavía no escucha a Penny y hace lo que quiere en su lugar, a pesar de que ella es su nueva asistente. Gadget es notablemente más egoísta y más de un cerdo de la gloria de lo que era en la serie original, de hecho, esta es la razón de que su ex pareja dejó de trabajar para él. También cuenta con un nuevo Gadget móvil (ya que la anterior se convirtió en polvo después de que en repetidas ocasiones gafe su estado), que es cómodo y más eficiente que el anterior.
- thumb|259px Inspector Gadget es una película de 1999 basada en la serie de dibujos animados Inspector Gadget, dirigida por David Kellog y protagonizada por Matthew Broderick, Rupert Everett y Joely Fisher. La película fue producida por Walt Disney Pictures y Caravan Pictures.
- NC: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to. Let’s talk about Inspector Gadget. NC (voiceover): It was a show in the 1980s about a half-human, half-robot detective. NC (voiceover): Uh, no. This one was funny. A poster of Robocop 3 shows up. NC (voiceover): INTENTIONALLY FUNNY! (back to show) It’s centered around the inspector’s bumbling antics to stop the super villain named Dr. Claw, while Gadget’s young niece, Penny, and a dog named Brain, would go behind his back and solve the crime for him. It wasn’t anything special, but, for kids, it wasn’t that bad. It had a smart, humble role model, who never got the credit, but was just happy to see justice done; it had a menacing villain you never saw who had a pretty intimidating voice... Dr. Claw: Well, well, what a delightful surprise. NC (voiceover): ...and, of course, it had that KICK ASS song. Singers: (as we see the show's Gadgetmobile transform) Go, Gadget, go! NC: Doing a movie on this premise, however, would be tricky, but not impossible. Great care would have to be taken. Let’s see, um... I KNOW! let’s get that idiot who said "that’s a lot of fish" from "Godzilla". (Matthew Broderick from the same movie is shown) And while we’re at it, why don’t we get that moron who ruined Madonna’s career? NC: No, the other one. NC: There ya go! And finally, let’s get one of the greatest directors of all time, the one who directed the coming-of-age classic, (poster of...) Cool As Ice (David Kellogg). (in sarcastic, high-pitched voice) I smell genius! NC (voiceover): As if that trio of idiots wasn’t enough, this movie has horrible writing, terrible jokes, and follows the show about as closely as... well... (picture of...) CASTING JOHN LEGUIZAMO AS LUIGI! I mean, it’s BAD. This shit is really, REALLY bad. NC: (while throwing his arms up and slamming them down onto the desk) So Go-Go Gadget fuck-a-movie, because we’re in for quite an experience. This is "Inspector Gadget". NC (voiceover): So as the film begins, I have to admit, it is pretty cool hearing the theme song in a motion picture. Singers: Inspector Gadget. Whoo-hoo! NC (voiceover): But that quickly changes when we see the cockface himself, Matthew Broderick. Woman #1: Good morning, Officer Brown. John Brown (Matthew Broderick): Morning. Man #1: Officer Brown, how do you do? Brown: Hey. NC (voiceover): Gah, he hasn’t even said anything and already I hate him. NC (voiceover): We see this annoying dream sequence where he (Brown) saves a bus of kids from danger, when we suddenly cut to Cliché #5621: Thinking you’re kissing a woman when really you’re kissing an animal. Go-go Gadget rehash. Brown: (as Brain is licking him on the lips) Brain? Penny (Michelle Trachtenberg): Having another hero-cop dream, Uncle John? NC (voiceover): By the way, this is Penny, everybody. Yeah, they couldn’t even get a blond girl to play the part. Brown: They said two years as a security guard isn’t enough experience to be a cop. Penny: Uncle John, I’m sorry. NC (voiceover): And, of course, just like in the show, her parents are... NC (voiceover): ...not around. NC (voiceover): And thus, Uncle Gadget - known right now as Uncle Brown - is left alone to take care of her. NC (voiceover): This is Brain, who looks nothing like the cartoon, doesn’t talk, so let’s move on. Penny: It’s not the badge, it’s the heart behind it. (gives Uncle Brown a hug) I’m very proud of you. NC (voiceover): (surprised noises) The hell was that? What? Nothing? Anyone? W-we’re not going to address that? Okay, uh, we’ll just come back to that later. We see a scientist (Artemis Bradford), played by Odo from "[Star Trek] Deep Space Nine" (Rene Auberjonois) and his daughter, Brenda (Joely Fisher), as they’re trying to work on a new invention that could control robotic limbs by the power of the mind. Brenda: Tap your foot again. Brenda: W-What were you thinking about? Artemis Bradford: I was thinking about how much you remind me of your mother. Brenda: That’s it! It’s animated by will, not by thought. By your heart, not your head. NC (voiceover): Oh, I see. So it’s LOVE that fuels scientific-mental, animatronic limb repair! Oh, and this just in: believing in fairies can regenerate dead tissue back to life, as well. NC (more surprised noises): OKAY! TIME OUT! What the hell is that?! Why are there suddenly random things popping up in the segues? NC: Unless... those are the segues? NC: Okay, Film 101, guys. (whimsical music begins to play) When you do a transition, you want something that actually... transitions, not... INCREDIBLY DISTRACTS FROM EVERYTHING. NC (voiceover): Y’see, guys, when you do something this annoying and this distracting, it doesn’t add to the style, it just takes away from the story... what little there is. NC: I mean, if you’re going to go that far, why not just go all the way? Why don’t you do THIS? (End of previous scene repeats; the film's segue is now replaced by a parody of the ones from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. NOTE: These segues will replace the film's segues for the remainder of the review.) NC (voiceover): So Brown, it turns out, is a security guard at the Doctor’s place, and often makes chit-chat with the Doctor’s daughter, Brenda. But little do they know that the EEEEVIL Dr. Claw (known in this film as Sanford Scolex; played by Rupert Everett) is watching, and ready to steal the robotic foot for his own diabolical needs. Maybe he’s hoping to start an animatronic kickball team. NC (voiceover): He zaps the Doctor, I think--it’s shot and edited by a monkey--, and Brenda comes across the lab and sees what happened. Brown: Dr. Bradford, I won’t rest until I find whoever’s responsible. Justice will be served. NC (as Brown): Look at that. I almost pulled out of my wide-eyed blandness and delivered an actual, human emotion, BUT I pulled back into the blandness just in time (small chuckle) Oh, uh; that was too much emotion, I, ahem... (quietly) Just in time. NC (voiceover, in same tone): So Brown goes after the bad guys, to see if he can make justice prevail. Scolex: (sarcastically) Oh, no. We’re being chased by the Hatchback Squad. NC (voiceover): Um, were you meaning to keep Dr. Claw in the shadows? ‘Cause you are aware you’re revealing him quite clearly right now. NC (voiceover): Now he’s back in the shadows again. ARE WE JUST SUPPOSED TO FORGET YOU REVEALED HIM RIGHT THERE?! I mean, we saw it! There’s no surprise now! We know what he looks like! Why put him back in the shadows if you just SHOWED his face? I mean, it’s sort of like starting of the original Star Wars movie with... Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher): The Imperial Senate will not distill for this. When they hear you’ve attacked a diplomatic... Vader (dubbed by NC): Don’t talk back to me, young lady. That is no way to speak to your father. (beat) Oh, shit. Um, you’re not supposed to know that yet. Um, just forget that part, everybody. Totally not important. (laughs nervously) Uh, Carrie, help. Princess Leia: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Vader: Good, good! Go with that! Take her away! (walks away as Stormtroopers take Leia away) Dodged... a... bullet. NC (in tune with the "Yahoo!" jingle): Prooooooduct whores! NC (voiceover): So Dr. Claw finally reveals himself... again... and uses an explosive to blow him (Brown) up. Scolex: (lights an explosive) Remember, smoking KILLS! (laughs evilly as throws the explosive at Brown. Brown’s car blows up) NC (voiceover): By the way, did I mention that in the cartoon that Dr. Claw NEVER REVEALS HIMSELF? And even if he did, would this be at ALL what you imagined he’d look like? NC (as Person A): I imagine he looks like a monster! NC (as Person B): I imagine he looks like a machine! NC (as Person C, with effeminate voice): I imagine he looks like that gay guy from My Best Friend’s Wedding. NC (as Person C): No one else? NC (voiceover): So the explosion leaves Brown about as broken as his acting. Brenda makes a plea that he always thinks with his heart, so he’d be perfect for their weird-ass little robot operation. Thus, all the doctors come together to put Mr. Brown back together. NC: What? Were they loading him with cartoon sound effects? Doctors (in unison): Ready, and, BREAK! NC (voiceover): We see that Dr. Claw actually HAS a claw now (since his hand got crushed by a bowling ball), so he decides to give himself that name. Yeah, I forgot to mention; his name wasn’t actually Claw this whole time; it was Sanford Scolex. Scolex (now will be referred to as Dr. Claw): Just Claw. One word... like Madonna. NC (voiceover): So, just to recap; Dr. Claw isn’t called Dr. Claw, he doesn’t own a terrorist organization called MAD, he sounds less like a monster and more like a fashion critic, and the fact that you never see in the show is being replaced with SEEING HIM ALL THE TIME! I mean, WOW; did they get ONE thing right? Why did you change so much? Were you afraid that if you stuck too closely to the cartoon that it wouldn’t be taken as seriously? NC: Need I remind you this movie has scenes like this? NC: Yeah; wouldn’t want it to face that! NC (voiceover): So Brown wakes and finds that his entire body is laced with - and let’s be fair here - mostly pointless shit. Brown (now will be referred to as Gadget): What the...? NC (voiceover): Yeah, you’ll never know when you might need a balloon... or bubbles. (“FUCKING BUBBLES!") [Cuts back to the movie, where a rocket shoots out of Gadget’s shoe and flies through the hospital] Yeah, thank God there’s no security guards looking after this walking, human atom bomb. Just let him press the nuclear button; he’ll be fine. Brenda: Mr. Brown; you’ve just come out of a very long recovery. You are now a sophisticated network of tissue, hardware, and software. Gadget: [extreme close up] Nooooo! I gotta get out of here. (Teeth clatter with really cheesy sound effect to boot.) NC (voiceover): My God, is he bad! I’m sorry, this guy’s a marvel; truly a gift to bad acting. It’s like, he never knows which delivery to give, so he sorta stops halfway and decides to maybe go with another one... maybe! Gadget: Nooooo! I gotta get out of here. (Teeth clatter with really cheesy sound effect to boot) NC (as Gadget): Nooooo!? I gotta get out of here. (Teeth clatter, and gives a thumbs-up with a fake smile.) Brenda: I know that this is all new for you, a-and it must... feel strange. NC (voiceover): By the way, you hear those really annoying sound effects that won’t shut the fuck up? Yeah, get used to that, people; it’s all throughout the movie! It’s like he swallowed [picture of...] Gerald McBoing Boing or something. Gadget: Nooooo! NC (voiceover): So Brenda explains to him exactly how he functions and how they’ll be able to keep him alive. Brenda: It’s a high-powered, processor chip, that increases the charge in the human brainwave enough to move the machinery that’s now built into your body. NC: But we still can’t make you act. Brenda: Without this chip, your body couldn’t possibly function. Any more questions? Gadget: Nope. Brenda: Then I will just give you your manual to study. NC (voiceover): Heart of gold, everybody. He’s so innocent that he actually makes monkey sounds whenever he sees a woman’s behind. Go Go Gadget Hard-On. Gadget: Nooooo! NC (voiceover): She continues to show him how his junk works, and, oddly enough, that’s not as disturbing as it sounds, and Brown tries to get the hang of it. Brenda: There are two guys trying to rob a jewelery store, and you wanted to trip ‘em up. What would you do? Gadget: Go Go Gadget Oil Slick. Brenda: THAT’S NOT OIL; IT’S TOOTHPASTE! NC (voiceover): Okay; WHY would anyone put that much toothpaste inside of him? I mean, how many emergencies require toothpaste... and why a hose? Is there really a situation where you need to shoot toothpaste from a hose? And why did it come out when he said “oil slick?” NC: AND WHY THE FUCK CAN WE SEE DR. CLAW!? I’m sorry; I’m still on that! NC (voiceover): So he’s introduced to his new set of wheels, a convertible. Girl: WOW! NC (voiceover): And just to ante up the annoyance in this film, they’re proud enough to have the car voiced by D.L. Hughley... oh; what a delight. Gadget Mobile (D.L. Hughley): Good morning, Riverton! Hey, who’s in the car? I work alone! Gadget Mobile: I’ma crime fighting machine, watch this! LEFT TURN! Speed limits are for cars, NOT the Gadget Mobile. NC: Guess it could be worse; they could be having Chris Tucker doing the voice of the car. Gadget Mobile (dubbed by NC impersonating Chris Tucker): GADGET, LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT, GADGET! OH, MY GOD! LOOK OUT WHEN MAKING A LEFT TURN; LEFT TURN, GADGET! HEY, DON’T YOU TOUCH MY RADIO; DON’T YOU EVER TOUCH A BLACK CAR’S RADIO, BOY! LOOK OUT! CARTOON SOUND EFFECT! SOUND EFFECT, GO! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! (unintelligible noises). Gadget Mobile (normal voice): Who’s not wearing a seatbelt? Gotta wear those belts, baby; it’s a Disney movie! NC (voiceover): Oh, now did’ja see that? A subtle, little wink to the audience to show that IT’S AWARE it’s a Disney movie. Hahaha... and, of course, when I say a “subtle, little wink,” I mean a “fatal stabbing to the eye with A FUCKING SALAD FORK!” Gadget Mobile: [Well, you know what makes me people-sick?] A rookie thinking he's good enough for Dr. B! Gadget: Not that it’s any of your business, but what makes you think I was putting the moves on Dr. Bradford? NC (voiceover): The hell- are we in his mind now? Why are in his mind? (Thought bubble disappears. Alright, now we’re back in the car.) Gadget Mobile: Ahahaha! NC (voiceover): Alright, now we’re back in his mind? Hey, I got an idea; instead of showing those extra scenes you shot for the movie but had nowhere else to put them, why don’t you focus on something useful, like, I don’t know, getting us to THE FUCKING END CREDITS?! Gadget: Whoo! Gadget Mobile: Yo, Clouseau; 9 o’clock! NC (voiceover): So they come across a couple of criminals trying to steal a car, but Brown of course thinks they locked themselves out, and actually helps them to steal it. Gadget: Here; this ought to do it. Criminal A: (nervous laugh) Thanks. NC (voiceover): Truly, they made the right choice in making him the world’s first super cop. Imagine all those intelligent, hard-working officers putting their lives at risk that DON’T deserve such incredible powers. (Scoffs) What a bunch of HACKS! Gadget: Hey, what’s the big idea? Gadget Mobile: Open your eyes; we got us a couple of jail breakers. Gadget: Well, then we should inform the prison gua---Wait a minute! NC (voiceover): By the way, just another pain to bring up in this movie, the editing is TERRIBLE. I mean, AWFUL! Some of the worst I’ve ever seen. Like, watch this shot. Gadget: HALT! NC: Did’ja see that? How short was that? NC (voiceover): One one-thousan--IT WASN’T EVEN HALF A SECOND! What is the point of putting that shot in if you can barely see it? Was there a subliminal message that was trying to be snuck through? NC: Actually, slow it down; let’s take a look. NC (voiceover): HA! I KNEW IT! NC (voiceover): So they catch the bad guys, and Brown is claimed a hero. Later that night, he’s invited to some sort of celebration of the new technology. Brenda: ‘Scuse me. NC: I’ll get it. NC: WAS THAT ANOTHER SOUND EFFECT!?!?!? NC (voiceover): I mean, really?! You gotta put sound effects in even when someone’s getting tapped on the shoulder? What does it add? How does it tell the story any better? NC: Hell, maybe they’re on to something. Maybe Silence of the Lambs would’ve been a lot more dramatic if they added sound effects. Cut to scene from The Silence of the Lambs, with Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) and Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) talking. While this is going on, very distracting sound effects play in the background. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): What became of your lamb, Clarice? Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster): They killed him. Hannibal: You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? Wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs? Baaing heard upon mention of lambs. Clarice: Yes. Hannibal: Thank you, Clarice. Ssssssssss. Noises of someone taking a crap are heard upon Hannibal’s relief. NC (voiceover): So Claw is impressed with Brenda’s work, and offers her a job to work with him, but Gadget doesn’t trust him, and, apparently, doesn’t recognize him, seeing how he clearly saw him blow up his car. So he sets up a listening device that will no doubt led to more irresistible zaniness. NC (voiceover): Y’know, I think I figured out the formula for this movie. It took me a while, but I think I’ve got it down: Poorly edited slapstick, followed by weird wide-angle shot of some guy going “HUUH!?”, and Matthew Broderick looking like an idiot. NC: Yeah; let’s try it. Let’s see if that works. NC (voiceover): Slapstick, HUUH!?, idiot. NC (voiceover): Slapstick, HUUH!?, idiot. NC (voiceover): Slapstick, HUUH!?, idiot. Well, you can’t fault a formula when it works... except when it doesn’t work, and it’s annoying as FUCK! Gadget: When do I get started on my big case? Chief Quimby (Dabney Coleman): Oh-ho, soon enough, Gadget. I have a few assignments to, uh... cut your teeth on first. NC (voiceover): So Brown gets his nickname, Inspector Gadget, but still wants to get closer to finding out who killed Brenda’s father. He takes a look at the only clue from the scene of the crime, and sees a small “SI” imprinted on it. Gadget: But what else can “SI” stand for? Space Invaders? Penny: Nah! Gadget: Scuba Instructor? Penny: Ooooh, what about that? Gadget: “Scolex Industries." NC (voiceover): Oh, well, thank God they came across that. Lord knows it could be ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! NC (as Gadget): “SI?” What could it mean? NC (voiceover, as Penny): Hey, Uncle Gadget; look at that truck. NC (as Gadget): Ah! Of course; Sports Illustrated! (Picture of a yellow Sports Illustrated truck flashes up on screen) They must’ve stolen that foot for their brand-new “Foot Fetish Edition.” Away, Tucker Mobile! NC (voiceover, as Gadget Mobile in Tucker’s voice): TUCKAAAA!!!! NC (voiceover): But it turns out he’s right, as he finds the foot heavily protected and tries to break it out. Gadget: (grabs robotic foot) Gotcha! NC (voiceover): And once again, the formula: slapstick, HUUH!?, idiot! Oh, did I also forget to mention an uncomfortable void of nobody laughing? NC (voiceover): So Gadget gets caught and Claw reveals his evil plan, along with probably the worst fourth wall joke you will ever see. Gadget: I don’t what you’re up to, Scolex, but you’ll never get away with it. Dr. Claw: Hehehehahaha. Oh, how cliché, Inspector, hm. I think somebody’s been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons. Dr. Claw: Unfortunately, Gadget... NC (voiceover): Woooow... terrible! I mean, ungodly half-assed. No effort was put into that...at all. That has got to be the WORST fourth wall joke in a movie since... Gadget Mobile: It’s a Disney movie! NC: ...THAT ONE! NC (voiceover): So Claw shows him that he’s made another Inspector Gadget, only this one’s EEEEVIL, and surprisingly, an even worse performance. NC (voiceover, as Robo Gadget): THAT’S A LOT OF FIIIIIISH! NC (voiceover, normal voice): As he wreaks havoc on the city, Dr. Claw removes the chip that keeps Gadget alive, taking away his only means of breathing. Dr. Claw: (evil laugh) Goodbye, Mr. Chip. (He presses a button on his claw, and the claw slams shut, destroying the chip.) NC (voiceover): By the way, am I the only one that thinks Broderick dead looks exactly the same as Broderick alive? NC: I didn’t think so. NC (voiceover): So Penny and Brenda locate him in the junkyard, and try to see if they can bring him back to life. Brenda: The NSA chip is gone. Penny: He doesn’t need the chip; he’s got the heart...he can do it all by himself. NC (voiceover, as Penny): Well, bye; let me know how that all turns out. Brenda: John? Penny: Uncle John? Brenda: John, can you hear us? Penny: He’s alive. Gadget: Brenda. Brenda: You’re alive. I-It’s a miracle. NC (voiceover): That’s right. Even though it defies everything logical and everything scientific, Inspector Gadget comes back to life simply through the will of heart. NC: (waiting on Ma-Ti to appear) I said “simply through the will of heart.” Still waiting. “Simply through the will of heart!” ...Excuse me. Leaves the room. Ma-Ti (Bhargav Dronamraju): Ah, Jane Austen, you’re so frightfully witty, and ahead of your time. (Takes a sip of coffee.) NC: SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY THE FUCKING LINE! Ma-Ti: What is wrong with you? NC: SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT RIGHT NOW! Ma-Ti: Oh, my God, it’s Inspector Gadget, for God’s sake! NC: JUST SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY THE FUCKING LINE! SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT! Ma-Ti: I don’t wanna say it. NC: SAY IT! SAY IT RIGHT YOU, YOU MONKEY... Ma-Ti: Alright, HEART! Ma-Ti: Is that all I’m good for, ya freak? Places down book and slowly leaves the room as well. NC (voiceover): So the team gets together to stop Dr. Claw. First, they drop off Penny, - yeah, ‘cause it’s not like she did much in the show - and they track down Dr. Claw’s limo. Gadget: Now! Gadget: GOTCHA! You’re under arrest for the murder of Artemis Bradford, Scolex. Dr. Claw: God, you’re irritating. NC: I actually think that was the critic’s quote on the DVD. NC (voiceover): Huh; look at that. NC (voiceover): So the two Gadgets fall out of the car, and have a fight with each other. It’s pretty lame, and not the least bit funny, but... no, there’s no “but” after that. Robo Gadget: We shouldn’t be fighting. We’ve got a lot in common, except I’ve got nicer teeth. I hoped that we could’ve worked together; been partners. Together, you and I could’ve ruuuuled the world. NC: It’s not worth it. NC (voiceover): So he tosses the villain into the ocean right before saying... NC: ...oh, let me guess... NC and Gadget (in unison): You should’ve quit while you’re ahead. NC: ...and goes after Dr. Claw, who, of course, has captured Brenda. Gadget: (flying, with a headset and speaker) YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! Brenda: NO!! Dr. Claw: GO GO GO GO GADGET! AH-HA! (Sticks his tongue out at Gadget) NC (voiceover): Gah, I’m sorry; I still CAN’T get over how much this guy has nothing to do with Dr. Claw, the main villain of the show. He seems more like one of Dr. Claw’s HENCHMEN than he does the actual mastermind. Dr. Claw (movie): I'M READY TO BINGE! HAHA! Dr. Claw (cartoon): Who is that? Dr. Claw (movie): BRING ON THE BROWNIES! HAA! Dr. Claw (cartoon): What are you doing? Dr. Claw (movie): (mockingly) GO GO GADGET! Dr. Claw (cartoon): You’re supposed to be disposing of Gadget! Dr. Claw (movie): Sit back and relax, darling. (Clicks tongue and kisses the air, supposedly towards the cartoon Dr. Claw.) Dr. Claw (cartoon): What? How dare you! NC (voiceover): So as you’d imagine, Gadget gets Brenda off the helicopter and Claw ejects himself just to be caught by the car. Dr. Claw: Arrivederci, Gadget! This is NOT goodbye. I’ll get you next time, Gadget. I’ll get you! NC: Ah, Jesus. You know, if you want a movie that’s actually more faithful to the essence of the villain, you’d be better off with this. Cuts to scene from Liar Liar with Cary Elwes' character. Jerry: It’s the CLAAAAW! Haha! Oo, the Claw’s coming at ya! Oo, you’re scared of the Claw! You’re scared of the Claw! NC (voiceover): And thus, we finally end the movie. Thank God, I don’t think I can take any more of... Robo Brenda (Joely Fisher): And welcome to Robo Brendaerobics, where I’ll be your host, Robo Brenda. Begins to spin on the spot. NC (voiceover): Okay, NOW it’s the end of the m... NC (voiceover): What...ya...but... NC (voiceover): Okay, NOOOW it’s the end of the m... NC (voiceover): --OH, COME ON! Sykes (Mike Hagerty): My name is Sykes. Minions (in unison): Hi, Sykes. NC (voiceover): Okay, NOOOW it’s the end of the mo-- NC (voiceover): --JEEESUS!! Penny: It’s the coolest watch; it’s a radio, computer, even a phone. Brain, say something. Brain (voiced by the original Inspector Gadget, Don Adams): Brain is not here! NC: (surprised at Don Adams’ cameo) Complete waste of a great talent, but, whatever, FINE; at least now it’s finally ove-- NC (voiceover): --OH... MY... GOD!!!! NC: This… this is beyond desperate. NC (voiceover): You guys are really trying to get at least one laugh. Anything, any measly little piece of shit giggle you can think of. I mean, really; you’re trying everything! You’re trying every last minute piece of shit giggle that you can get out of us. You are that needy for us to like something in this movie. NC: [flipping the bird three times] Well, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! DESPERATE IS THE PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE THIS MOVIE!! NC (voiceover): It throws every bottom-of-the-barrel joke, every overused sound effect, every tired slapstick routine, and every over-the-top reaction in the sad hopes of getting a laugh... and not ONE of them works; not ONE! It’s edited horribly, it’s acted horribly, it has little to do with the show, and the stuff that it does have to do with the show, it’s a complete slap in the face. It’s just crap; total, total CRAP! NC: And if I were you, I would go back to the video store and get your fucking money back! GO GO GADGET REFUND! [Cash register sound effect] I'M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC! REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! [Cash register sound effect plays again. "SEE? I CAN USE SOUND EFFECTS, TOO!"] THE END Channel Awesome Tagline: Gadget Moblie: It's a Disney movie! Note: The Nostalgia Critic later ranked Inspector Gadget as the sixth worst film he's ever reviewed.
- Inspector Gadget is a French-Canadian–American animated television series that revolves around the adventures of a clumsy, dim-witted cyborg detective named lnspector Gadget—a human being with various bionic gadgets built into his body. Gadget's nemesis is Dr. Claw, the leader of an evil organization known as "M.A.D." This is the first syndicated cartoon show from DIC Entertainment (as well as the first from the company to be created specifically for US viewers, along with The Littles). lt originally ran from 1983 to 1986 and remained in Syndication into the late 1990s. It continues to air successfully in reruns around the world. The series was produced by companies in France, Canada, the United States, Taiwan, and Japan. It was a co-production between DIC Entertainment in France (the main headquarters did not move to the US untiI 1987) and Nelvana in Canada; the animation work was outsourced to foreign studios such as Tokyo Movie Shinsha (who had previously worked in Dokonjō Gaeru (Original)) in Japan and Cuckoo's Nest Studio in Taiwan. It was the first animated television series to be presented in stereo.
- Performer(s) Appeared in Inspector Gadget is the titular protagonist of the animated series of the same name, and as such, the protagonist of Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas. He is a cyborg who dresses like Inspector Clouseau and acts like Maxwell Smart, with whom he shares his voice. He frequently bumbles during his cases and gets into danger, but he always gets out of trouble through either his trusty gadgets, the unseen assistance of his young intellectual niece Penny, or pure luck.
- Inspector Gadget is a dead police officer who was cybernetically reanimated by Interpol using cutting edge Swiss army technology to fight international organized crime.
- This is the first syndicated cartoon show from DIC Entertainment. It originally ran from 1983 to 1986 and remained in syndication into the late 1990s. It continues to air successfully in reruns around the world.
- Inspector Gadget appears in "Bigfat" where he talks to a woman and admits he's fathering a son with a different woman. Gadget is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.
- Inspector Gadget is a 1999 live-action film based on the popular animated cartoon series of the same name. It starred Matthew Broderick as the title character, along with Rupert Everett as Dr. Claw, and Michelle Trachtenberg as Penny. Two new characters were introduced, Brenda Bradford played by Joely Fisher) and the Gadgetmobile (voiced by D.L. Hughley). This film was produced by Caravan Pictures, DIC Entertainment, and Walt Disney Pictures, and distributed by Buena Vista Distribution. It was filmed in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and Los Angeles, California with the iconic ice castle-like main tower of PPG Place playing a central role. The film was a moderate financial hit. This was the last film produced by Caravan Pictures before it was closed.
- Inspector Gadget is the titular main protagonist of the cartoon series and movies of the same name. An advanced android equipped with many gadgets (from where his name is derived), he protects the world from the villainous Doctor Claw and his MAD henchmen and is a mix of bumbling super-spy Maxwell Smart (who is coincidently portrayed by his deceased voice actor Don Adams) and dim-witted detective, Inspector Clouseau.
- Inspector Gadget is a Production discated by DiC Entertainment. It Arrived Long Time Ago
- Inspector Gadget was an animated television series that revolves around the adventures of a clumsy, simple-witted cyborg detective named Inspector Gadget – a human being with various bionic gadgets built into his body that were designed and produced by Lascar Electronics in Erie Pennsylvania. Gadget's arch-nemesis is Dr. Claw, the leader of an evil organization, known as "M.A.D." This was the first syndicated cartoon show from DIC Entertainment (as well as the first from the company to be created specifically for US viewers, along with The Littles). It originally ran from 1983 to 1986 and remained in syndication into the late 1990s. It continues to air successfully in reruns around the world until September 23, 2011. The series was a produced by companies in France, Canada, the United States, Taiwan, and Japan. It was a co-production between DIC Entertainment in France (the main headquarters did not move to the US until 1987) and Nelvana in Canada; the animation work was outsourced to foreign studios such as Tokyo Movie Shinsha in Japan and Cuckoo's Nest Studio in Taiwan.
- The film was produced by Caravan Pictures and DIC Entertainment (which was owned by The Walt Disney Company at the time of production) and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. It was filmed in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and Los Angeles, California, with the ice castle-like main tower of Pittsburgh's PPG Place playing a central role. This was the last film produced by Caravan Pictures before it absorbed into Spyglass Entertainment. The film was followed by the 2003 direct-to-video stand-alone sequel Inspector Gadget 2.
- Inspector Gadget was an animated cartoon series which ran for 2 seasons of 86 epsidoes from September 12, 1983 to February 1, 1986. It concersn the misadventues of a half human/android idiot police inspector; his long suffering superior Inspector Quimby and gadget niece Penny and his dog brain who end up giving unnoticed help to Gadget against the evil Dr. Claw.
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