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| rdfs:label | - American History
- American history
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| rdfs:comment | - American History is a course offered at Whateley Academy through the History Dept.
- American history was the history of the United States people and government. Spock described the Great Depression as a "barbaric period" in American history. (TOS: "The City on the Edge of Forever" ) Benjamin Sisko described the Bell Riots as one of the most violent civil disturbances in American history. (DS9: "Past Tense, Part I", "Past Tense, Part II")
- American History is non-existant. In the interests of pretending to be superior to all other countries, Americans got their top scientists to work for 3 days and 5 nights in a secret bunker hidden underneath Area 51 on the following: American History is short but permiscuis time in the history of the world. It is but 250 years, as compared with the history of that of England, France, Or China, or the crazy reindeer herders up where Santa Claus lives or the place where Jesus was born, who's history reaches thousands of years back in time. But however short American history is, it still follows a very recognizable pattern. It is divided into several stages.
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| abstract | - American History is non-existant. In the interests of pretending to be superior to all other countries, Americans got their top scientists to work for 3 days and 5 nights in a secret bunker hidden underneath Area 51 on the following: American History is short but permiscuis time in the history of the world. It is but 250 years, as compared with the history of that of England, France, Or China, or the crazy reindeer herders up where Santa Claus lives or the place where Jesus was born, who's history reaches thousands of years back in time. But however short American history is, it still follows a very recognizable pattern. It is divided into several stages.
* The Injun Era
* The Drunken Viking Era
* The exploration period
* The genocide period
* The slavery period
* The first boom (aka worldwide ignorance period)
* The Great Depression
* The Second World War
* The Cold War (aka The Nuke Era)
* Dope Smoking Time
* Japanese Occupation Era
* The Bush period (when the royal family was reinstalled for the House of Bush)
* The Great Recession and Obamanation
* The presidency of Robert De Niro
* The Apocalypse
* The Battle of Armageddon
* The Zombie Apocalypse
* The Midget Apocalypse
- American History is a course offered at Whateley Academy through the History Dept.
- American history was the history of the United States people and government. Spock described the Great Depression as a "barbaric period" in American history. (TOS: "The City on the Edge of Forever" ) Benjamin Sisko described the Bell Riots as one of the most violent civil disturbances in American history. (DS9: "Past Tense, Part I", "Past Tense, Part II")
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