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| rdfs:comment | - “Look! Up in the sky!” ~ Citizen on an intriguing object floating above him “It's a Byrd!” ~ Another citizen on an intriguing object floating above him “It's a Paine!” ~ Yet another citizen on an intruiging object floating above her “No, it's just me, and you all need glasses.” ~ Bureaucracy Man on the citizens commenting on him flying
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| Footnotes | - # Not available in Utah, Rhode Island, and various other states in which Form 525.957B cannot be filed in triplicate due as per statute 231.4 subparagraph A
# Flying only applicable with Delta Frequent Flyer™ miles program
# No purchase necessary. Terms and conditions may apply.
# Rebuttal only available after processing Form 9823.54A in triplicate with corresponding Form 9823.54B, and sending to Bureaucracy Man Inc. with multiple forms of identification. Allow for 6-8 weeks of shipping of reply, provided the corresponding Form 9823.54C was filed before shipping.
# Punditry only available within a 4 mile radius of Fox News or CNN stations. Not available in Utah, Rhode Island, and various other stats complying with statute 231.5 subparagraph A as per statute 231.4 subparagraph B
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| Caption | - Bureaucracy Man on the front cover of Ultimate Bureaucracy Man! Issue #1
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| Data | - Anarchy
- Scooter Libby
- Bureauvision™ 1, Flight 2, Saving People 3, Red Tape of Rebuttal™ 4, Pen of Punditry ™ 5
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| abstract | - “Look! Up in the sky!” ~ Citizen on an intriguing object floating above him “It's a Byrd!” ~ Another citizen on an intriguing object floating above him “It's a Paine!” ~ Yet another citizen on an intruiging object floating above her “No, it's just me, and you all need glasses.” ~ Bureaucracy Man on the citizens commenting on him flying Bureaucracy Man is a superhero in the DC Comics universe, and probably the most hated superhero in comic history next to Triangle Man. He was kicked out of the Justice League fifteen times, the Legion of Doom seventeen times, and the Superfriends fourteen times before all three organizations stopped responding to subpoenas. He currently heads the Governmental Justice League with his sidekick Coffee Boy, Exploding Kidney Man, and Random, Incredibly Stupid Phrase Man, who are against the Legion of Metaphorical doom headed by the evil Doctor Spleen along with arch-nemesis Visigoth Gorath, and a man with a hook for a head. Bureaucracy Man has an alternate universe counterpart aptly named Bureaucracy Man, who wore perscription sunglasses instead of contact lenses and sunglasses. Other than that, both universi were the same. However due to actions during the Crisis on Infinite Earths, both of them just wear sunglasses now, but originial universe Bureaucracy Man now can't wear blue ties. Although the purpose of such a universe is utterly pointless, it was used as a plot device in Issue #23, where Bureaucracy Man wears a blue tie, imploding the alternate universe. It is unknown whether alternate universe Bureaucracy Man survived the complete and utter implosion of his universe, although some have hypothesized that he transported himself to another universe by cutting a hole in the space-time continuum with the punditry pen.
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