| rdfs:comment | - Perfect was born on January 7, 1956, on the planet Irk, to unknown parents.
- Production code: Air date: Directed by: Written by: Storyboard: Previous: Next: partWord numInSeasonWord seasonWord Transcript Perfect is the episode in [[Season ]] of Courage the Cowardly Dog. It aired . It is the final episode of the series.
- Времена группы Perfect выражают действие, соотнесенное (связанное) с каким-либо моментом или действием, а именно действие, предшествующее этому моменту или действию. Времена группы Perfect образуются: to have + Participle II to have является показателем времени, числа, лица; причастие II - неизменяемо. В вопросительной форме to have ставиться перед подлежащим. В отрицательной "not" после have.
* Present Perfect
* Past Perfect
- Ugh, another redo XD.
- "Perfect" é unha canción de The Smashing Pumpkins. Foi o segundo sinxelo do seu cuarto álbum, Adore, editado en 1998.
- Perfect - пятый короткометражный ролик мультсериала «Трансформеры: Роботы под прикрытием».
- Perfect is a single by american Alternative metal band Flyleaf.
- Perfect - rockowa grupa muzyczna założona w pod koniec lat 70. zajmująca się tępieniem komuny oraz pokazywaniem, iż Republika sama nie upora się z tym problemem. Guru grupy jest Grzegorz Markowski, który pokonał Zbigniewa Hołdysa.
- Perfect is a medal that can be earned in the multiplayer mode of Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. It is awarded once per game, at the end of competitive game types for winning a game without dying.
- When the body of a murdered 14-year-old girl is discovered in a back alley, Detective Benson and Stabler discover the victim was a missing Pennsylvania teenager believed to have been kidnapped eight months earlier. It's discovered that, as a result of having no food and water for nearly a week, she developed a blood clot in her left lung that killed her. Ultimately its discovered she's part of a cult led by Doctor Garrett Lang to supposedly clone dead babies, while he really impregnates the girls with his own children. The head of the place she was living, Paula Haggerty initially plans to go down for the girl's death to protect Lang, but another of the girls convinces her to help them put him away for good.
- Perfect was a CR90 corvette that served with the Imperial Navy during the Galactic Civil War. It sent a single TIE/LN starfighter to destroy a Rebel Alliance supply depot which held a number of tugs T-XL, containers Vic and Limi, RZ-1 A-wing interceptors and T-65 X-wing starfighters.
- Perfect – polski zespół rockowy założony najprawdopodobniej gdzieś w czasach II Rzeczypospolitej, jeszcze za życia Marszałka Piłsudskiego. Na zespół składa się wiecznie długowłosy Grzegorz Markowski i inne grajki. W zespole był jeszcze Zbigniew Hołdys ale się obraził i obecnie pełni funkcję dyżurnego komentatora TVN24. Rockowe dziady znane są z wylansowania paru hitów, które społeczeństwo, w latach 80. wygłodniałe hymnów pokoleniowych, właśnie za takie uważa. Mimo że tematyka piosenek obraca się głównie wokół tematów bliskich rockmanom – czyli wódzie i beznadziei życia.
- 'Perfection is existence which is beyond all possible improvability hence its all either perfect or flawed hence despite the hence either-or hence nature of this concept of perfection, it nevertheless relies upon the relativistic notion that a thing exists in a state which is flawed in comparison to an idealized or existent thing of the same class which can be determined by all possible methods not to possess any flaw hence this concept of ultimate perfection is commonly applied in dualistic ideologies, and can be said to be validly established by the fact that we can always judge a thing to be flawed,
- (verse 1) I love the way your walking I love the way you look at me The way you just come to me The way your swaggers blazing Those light blue eyes are driving Me insane (insane oh yeah) Wanna go for a drive boy Cause your perfect in every way (chorus) Come on babe Wanna be my little perfect boy You can be my Taylor Kinney To my Lady Gaga oh We can be the perfect ones Wanna be my perfect man by my side I can be the Marylin To your JF Kennedy P-p-p-perfect! (verse 2) Wanna be the boy to make All the popular girls jealous You can make all the jocks and cheerleaders To stop calling me racist names (Chorus) (Chorus x2)
- Perfect is a term used to describe a weapon or weapon upgrade that has the maximum bonuses available for its type. Some players refer to such items as godly items. For example, a Shield Handle of Fortitude providing a +30 health bonus would be considered perfect, while one providing +25 or +29 would not. If a player were to refer to their perfect weapon, it is generally implied it has:
- It all starts from the beginning, outside, Courage lifting the truck, waiting for the van Eustace is inclined accidentally Courage was very awkward, which overturned the truck, Eustace now angry, which usually has seen Courage, the things he did wrong as rainbow paint the roost, and change blowing a toy instead of wings, Eustace telling him things you do not do well, as a result, Eustace insists Courage go back to school, type of things well, demonstrating that for Courage, have someone do it perfect. Meanwhile at home, Eustace receives an email, that which has called a trumpet, he has wanted all his life, at least that is broken, when he went to do other things, Muriel Courage invites to the kitchen, after seeing a mess of meal preparation, Courage Muriel offers that knead the dough, but
- PERFECT A song by P!nk. A songfic by Coco Shadowheart lay next to her mate, Emberbird, as she replayed the events of her life. Shadowkit sat down on the floor of the nursery, batting at her toy moss ball. She squeaked as it went rolling to the side. Happy, she jumped after it. Then, Cypresskit padded up to her, and swatted at her toy with all his might. She glared at him, and leapt on him. Anger blared in her eyes as she ripped at his fur, claws unsheathed. This kit was nothing but a bully. Darkpaw watched from outside of the den, eyes sad. It was only moons ago she had dealt with this abuse.
- Perfect means 'without flaws'. Often, Mary Sues will be perfect. This is a large part of why they are so irritating; it is a character's imperfections that often make them interesting. For example, Neo's perfection of combat means that the majority of fight scenes in second Matrix film are excruciatingly boring, even if they do contain gratuitously large amounts of Hugo Weaving. Therefore, being perfect is more often than not a charge.
- Le perfect ultime représente l'aboutissement technique que tout chieur souhaite atteindre. Le perfect ultime est la quintessence du perfect car celui-ci ne laisse aucune trace ; ni sur les fesses, ni sur l'anus mais également sur la cuvette des toilettes. Un perfect ultime représente ainsi un gain de temps substantiel sur l'utilisation de brosse à chiottes. Une autre théorie impliquerait l'effet Tunnel quantique. Réussir à recréer en laboratoire un perfect ultime sous-marin est devenu une des principales préoccupations des scientifiques à l'heure actuelle.
- Natalia Hall miała 16 lat. Miała duże kompleksy. Jej zdrowie psychiczne było gorsze niż u przeciętnego człowieka. Mieszkała na odludziu ze znienawidzonymi wujkami. Znęcali się nad nią z powodu jej "niejadztwa". To jeszcze była w stanie znieść. Ale gdy tylko jej jedyne wsparcie - jej chłopak - z nią zerwał załamała się kompletnie. Postanowiła być idealną dziewczyną. Najpierw zaczęło się od głodówek, dziewczyna nie jadła kompletnie nic. Kiedy była już kościotrupem wciąż widziała w lustrze grubą siebie, jeszcze grubszą niż wcześniej. Prowadziło to do anoreksji, ale to nie było to. - - -
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| abstract | - Perfect – polski zespół rockowy założony najprawdopodobniej gdzieś w czasach II Rzeczypospolitej, jeszcze za życia Marszałka Piłsudskiego. Na zespół składa się wiecznie długowłosy Grzegorz Markowski i inne grajki. W zespole był jeszcze Zbigniew Hołdys ale się obraził i obecnie pełni funkcję dyżurnego komentatora TVN24. Rockowe dziady znane są z wylansowania paru hitów, które społeczeństwo, w latach 80. wygłodniałe hymnów pokoleniowych, właśnie za takie uważa. Mimo że tematyka piosenek obraca się głównie wokół tematów bliskich rockmanom – czyli wódzie i beznadziei życia. Obecnie grają głównie na festynach i sylwestrach.
- Perfect was born on January 7, 1956, on the planet Irk, to unknown parents.
- Production code: Air date: Directed by: Written by: Storyboard: Previous: Next: partWord numInSeasonWord seasonWord Transcript Perfect is the episode in [[Season ]] of Courage the Cowardly Dog. It aired . It is the final episode of the series.
- (verse 1) I love the way your walking I love the way you look at me The way you just come to me The way your swaggers blazing Those light blue eyes are driving Me insane (insane oh yeah) Wanna go for a drive boy Cause your perfect in every way (chorus) Come on babe Wanna be my little perfect boy You can be my Taylor Kinney To my Lady Gaga oh We can be the perfect ones Wanna be my perfect man by my side I can be the Marylin To your JF Kennedy P-p-p-perfect! (verse 2) Wanna be the boy to make All the popular girls jealous You can make all the jocks and cheerleaders To stop calling me racist names "Hey Tanya, I got here first" "Now the boy will never be yours" Im sorry bitches you had yo chance Now Chan gonna attack ya (Chorus) (verse 3 (rapping)) Chan stole ya man she aint givin back Hey boy, wanna go someplace else, ill take you out tonight Boy wanna go low low I got yo number on ma phone phone Boy, shut up, dont talk, I wanna tell you something I really like you And all dem cheerleaders can Kiss my clitoris! (Chorus x2)
- Perfect means 'without flaws'. Often, Mary Sues will be perfect. This is a large part of why they are so irritating; it is a character's imperfections that often make them interesting. For example, Neo's perfection of combat means that the majority of fight scenes in second Matrix film are excruciatingly boring, even if they do contain gratuitously large amounts of Hugo Weaving. Therefore, being perfect is more often than not a charge. It is possibly worth considering, in a philosophical manner, that a diamond that is flawless is almost completely useless. And unlikely to be real. And no one likes a useless synthetic diamond.
- Времена группы Perfect выражают действие, соотнесенное (связанное) с каким-либо моментом или действием, а именно действие, предшествующее этому моменту или действию. Времена группы Perfect образуются: to have + Participle II to have является показателем времени, числа, лица; причастие II - неизменяемо. В вопросительной форме to have ставиться перед подлежащим. В отрицательной "not" после have.
* Present Perfect
* Past Perfect
- Ugh, another redo XD.
- It all starts from the beginning, outside, Courage lifting the truck, waiting for the van Eustace is inclined accidentally Courage was very awkward, which overturned the truck, Eustace now angry, which usually has seen Courage, the things he did wrong as rainbow paint the roost, and change blowing a toy instead of wings, Eustace telling him things you do not do well, as a result, Eustace insists Courage go back to school, type of things well, demonstrating that for Courage, have someone do it perfect. Meanwhile at home, Eustace receives an email, that which has called a trumpet, he has wanted all his life, at least that is broken, when he went to do other things, Muriel Courage invites to the kitchen, after seeing a mess of meal preparation, Courage Muriel offers that knead the dough, but makes the dog slow, as a result, the mass turned to dust, the last offer that gives Muriel, is to break the nuts , while the dog did not feel like, when I was breaking a maso nuts, but suddenly broke the table, believing Courage for life, is a inperfeccion, when Muriel reassures the dog. Given routines Courage house, she sees a teacher, the perfectionist type, saying that is a disgrace, so Courage gets scared, looking to Muriel as she closes the door, once opened, there she sees when Eustace calls Muriel, to come. Courage scared, the perfectionist draws attention to the dog, which was put in form, perfect type, when the teacher instructs Courage, putting books in the head, walk up there as a result they fall off the books, the perfectionist upset, saying that is not perfect, and felt very embarrassed Courage. Up on the fourth of nowhere, there's perfectionist is giving lessons to learn to make something perfect, so asked to speak, to see if the voice scraped to learn their own work, to speak well, when I try all times Courage, failure again until after the teacher asked to assemble a tower, Eiffel type when arming Courage is amused but error, the perfectionist, he proved to Courage, Di Lung put together the highest tower of Eiffel, which happily was said that is the only perfect person in the world, as a result, the teacher shows that did a lousy job assembling the tower, that it was just bedtime, until you go, asking to sleep perfectly. In the bedroom of Eustace and Muriel, Courage is vehia stressed, when you sleep, the first nightmare, a celestial spirit tells him he's not perfect, the second, 3 kinds of people like the robot dog, dog farmer, and lion dog, giving scores failed to barking witch showed, the third, rare art leaves flying, fourth, an act of throwing up dishes, taking with pies to entire audience laughed to see Courage without leather pants, and the fifth, which Muriel offers a pitcher, until he bounced Courage, his owner went bankrupt in pieces, as a result, Courage is done every scream on 5 nightmares, until he was expelled by Eustace. At dawn, Eustace scares Courage with broken trumpet when I get up late for work, the teacher requesting to be put right and straight, showing you will see a pop quiz, asking Courage, if in case the perfectionist, tell if disapproves the exam, will pay the unpleasant consequences, showing you the path going to the be the only person inperfect, Courage asking the teacher, he's going to the bathroom, saying that professor inpatient for the dog has to come in few minutes, which asks him to go to brush your teeth, as practiced, perfectly. In the bathroom, to the perfect practice of Courage, a fish from the bath said that perfection does not exist, but says it's beautiful and goes before, that shows he can amass their imperfections, and will be able to do what he wants, while the dog trusts the fish out into the hallway watching and learning that Muriel and Eustace that everything has inperfection, when happily and is ready to dominate the teacher, there comes. Above, the perfectionist when it has all kinds of things in school perfection, asked to draw in six perfectly, when Courage enjoyed drawing, the teacher stops time, as a result, the perfectionist says he sees a six, when Courage doubles leaf, to flip, as a result, Courage and showed that if approved, when you see the perfectionist, would not know it to be perfect, there loud scream, breaking his rule, saying it is not so perfect as to lie, while she blows, saying and accusing a dog anyway, achievement to be perfect, as the teacher disappears, and the blackboard too, as a result, Courage happily freed from their problems believing in the perfection. Finally came to dinner, a family dinner, eating baklava for dessert, such as gum, there is the face of Courage smiled, and the fish raised his thumb, which there the episode ends happily
- "Perfect" é unha canción de The Smashing Pumpkins. Foi o segundo sinxelo do seu cuarto álbum, Adore, editado en 1998.
- PERFECT A song by P!nk. A songfic by Coco Shadowheart lay next to her mate, Emberbird, as she replayed the events of her life. Shadowkit sat down on the floor of the nursery, batting at her toy moss ball. She squeaked as it went rolling to the side. Happy, she jumped after it. Then, Cypresskit padded up to her, and swatted at her toy with all his might. She glared at him, and leapt on him. Anger blared in her eyes as she ripped at his fur, claws unsheathed. This kit was nothing but a bully. Suddenly, her mother Mintstep glimpsed the scene, and sprang onto Shadowkit. "How dare you!" She hissed scornfully. "You cannot hurt another kit, you fool. You are a bad kit, and you should go..." Darkpaw watched from outside of the den, eyes sad. It was only moons ago she had dealt with this abuse. She was not perfect. Shadowkit glanced outside of the den. Her mother had punished her for "attacking" Cypresskit. Now, all the outside were playing...without her. Pain welled inside of her as she saw Leafkit flirting with her crush, Frogkit. A flame or anger lit in her heart. But everything was for nothing. No use trying. Shadowpaw took a long deep breath, cool air filling her lungs. How enjoyable. Her legs were moving freely under the smooth surface of the river, and it felt soooooo good. The sunlight rested just below the edge of a tall oak tree, and brilliance glowed from the top of the mountains. How beautiful. Then, her gaze flitted to the left as an angry voice called to her. Stonewing, her mentor, was peering over the river was a frown of dissaproval on his voice. "Shadowpaw!" He cried scornfully. "Get out, for StarClan's sake! What are you, a RiverClan fleabag?" Shadowpaw flattened her ears as she reluctantly padded out of the cool moisture of the river. There was no more joy in anything anymore. Darksky glared at Stonewing from behind the trees, sympathy for the misunderstood apprentice growing in her heart. Shadowpaw trudged to the battle training area, where Stonewing was teaching the other apprentices a new battle move. Once he saw her, annoyance filled her eyes. It quickly turned to anger. "Hey Shadowpaw, why don't you try the new move on Sunpaw?" He asked, an irritating smirk resting on his face. "But I haven't learned the move yet!" She protested. "Too bad!" Sunpaw snickered, and tackled Shadowpaw before she could make a move. Her back knocked the floor, throwing her breath to the bottom of her lungs. Struggling, she flailed helplessly. "Let me go already!" "Okay, wimp!" Sunpaw got off of her, and laughed. The other apprentices joined in, laughing and calling her names, such as, Shadowfail, Uglypaw, mousedung, and fox breath. Tears burned her eyes, and anger grew in her heart. Leafpaw walked over to her, and bit at her ears. Blood trickled out, and Stonewing did nothing. He just sat there, not caring what happened as long as it didn't involve him. "Let me go!" Shadowpaw pleaded. "Sorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak fox-dung," Leafpaw shot back. The other apprentices found this funny, and helped Leafpaw by ripping at her legs, and clawing her face. "Stop it!" She shrieked. Blood was streaming everywhere, and Shadowpaw gathered her remaining bits of energy, and ran off. Shadowpaw padded sadly to the hunting area, where the other female apprentices were eating a rabbit they had just caught. Wasn't that against the Warrior Code? Shadowpaw didn't know what to think. With a sigh of carelessness, she sniffed the air for mice. The warm smell filled her nose, and temptation made her drool. Taking a glance to her side, she padded forwards. The small creature was scuffling through the green grass, unsuspecting of her. She pounced. The mouse was killed in an instant, and Shadowpaw felt a pang of triumph. Her mouth watered as she took the first bite. But at that moment, she heard her mentor coming. It was too late. "Shadowpaw, what are you doing?" He hissed. His eyes flashed with fury. "You're breaking the Warrior Code!" "But so were they!" Shadowpaw flicked her tail towards the other apprentices, and a fake expression of innocence appearing in their eyes. "Close it." Stonewing hissed. With that, he began shoving her away. Embarrassed, Shadowpaw turned to see the other apprentices snickering. Her scars burned. Hatred filled her heart. Shadowpaw stalked to a bush, and peered through the emerald colored leaves. The other she-cats were showing off their thin, muscular bodies, and beautiful scarless faces. She felt a pang of jealousy. Her body was weak and bony, with a slim trace of muscle. Her face was full of scars. Shadowpaw snuck out to the back of the tallest tree. Anger was steaming from the tip of her claws, and she itched to get it off. With a growl, she began carving into the tree. PROUD B*TCHES! She carved with her claw. More hatred filled her motion with each swipe. Dashing off, she passed the pool, but then stopped to look at her reflection. A bony weak cat with no muscles and a very thin belly stared back at her, the scars on her faces explaining her depressing story. There was no hint of beauty in this gray figure. Darksky felt a tear in her eye from behind the bushes. Shadowpaw wasn't as bad as she thought she was. Shadowpaw cried in fury as she entered the depths of the flowing, freezing river. Life was pain. Pain was tears. Tears were sad. Life was sad. Making sure the water was ice cold, she enjoyed the feeling of suffering. It was pure anger lashing out with each icy bolt of pain. Shadowpaw felt tears of agony and satisfaction flow in her eyes as she worked her claw across her limb. Fury poured out with each lash. Swiping her claw across her arm, she carved, PERFECT, in scratchy letters. She had...to be...perfect... Blood streamed out of her limb, the pain growing worse each moment. But it felt so good. Then, Shadowpaw noticed her toy moss ball on the ground from she had been just a tiny kit. Getting out of the river, she picked it up. Maybe Shadowpaw was perfect. She could find her heart again. Shadowheart padded around the camp, happiness finally replacing the depression that had once dominated the space in her heart. She had found herself. Her best friend, Darksky beamed at her, and she gave her a proud smile. They both had such similar relations. Then, a tom called Emberbird glanced at her. He looked back, and she grinned at him. Her life was unfolding into a happy story. Finally. Shadowheart smiled as Emberbird cuddled next to her, giving her a content smile. She smiled back, then padded out of bed. The old moss ball faded into view, and she picked it up. Stepping quietly into the apprentice's den, she made her way to her daughter Hollypaw's nest. Her smile grew as she nudged the moss ball next to her daughter's warm, sleeping body.
- Perfect is a term used to describe a weapon or weapon upgrade that has the maximum bonuses available for its type. Some players refer to such items as godly items. For example, a Shield Handle of Fortitude providing a +30 health bonus would be considered perfect, while one providing +25 or +29 would not. If a player were to refer to their perfect weapon, it is generally implied it has:
* Maximum stats (e.g. +12 energy on a focus item, 15-22 damage on a sword)
* A maximum weapon modifier or inscription
* A maximum weapon upgrade
* A low attribute requirement (this isn't necessary to be perfect, however, some players insist a weapon have a requirement of 9 or lower)
- Perfect - пятый короткометражный ролик мультсериала «Трансформеры: Роботы под прикрытием».
- Perfect is a single by american Alternative metal band Flyleaf.
- 'Perfection is existence which is beyond all possible improvability hence its all either perfect or flawed hence despite the hence either-or hence nature of this concept of perfection, it nevertheless relies upon the relativistic notion that a thing exists in a state which is flawed in comparison to an idealized or existent thing of the same class which can be determined by all possible methods not to possess any flaw hence this concept of ultimate perfection is commonly applied in dualistic ideologies, and can be said to be validly established by the fact that we can always judge a thing to be flawed, and therefore falling short of the ideal hence there is an ontological relationship between the concept of perfection and ideology itself, since ideologies are predicated on concepts of what constitutes better or worse but perfection is also a continuum of relative merit, established in some thing's relationship to all other things which can be considered relevant to the thing's nature hence in this sense there is no ultimate perfection, but instead the relative perfection of a thing is established in terms of its suitability for a particular purpose hence for example, a screwdriver can be said to be the perfect tool for embedding a screw hence while a screwdriver may be perfectly suitable for embedding a screw in wood, a screw-driving power-drill attachment may be considered to be more suitable to embed a screw into a harder material, and hence more perfect in a given case since Ancient mathematicians made many assumptions about perfect numbers based on the four they knew so most of the assumptions were wrong hence one of these assumptions was that since 2, 3, 5, and 7 are precisely the first four primes, the fifth perfect number would be obtained when n = 11, the fifth prime hence, 211 − 1 = 2047 = 23 • 89 is not prime and therefore n = 11 does not yield a perfect number hence The fifth perfect number (33550336 = 212(213 − 1)) has 8 digits, thus debunking the first assumption because of the second assumption, the fifth perfect number indeed ends with a 6 hence the sixth (8 589 869 056) also ends in a 6 hence it has been shown that the last digit of any even perfect number must be 6 or 8 hence a so called two millennia after Euclid, Euler proved that the formula 2n−1(2n − 1) will yield all the even perfect numbers hence -
- Perfect - rockowa grupa muzyczna założona w pod koniec lat 70. zajmująca się tępieniem komuny oraz pokazywaniem, iż Republika sama nie upora się z tym problemem. Guru grupy jest Grzegorz Markowski, który pokonał Zbigniewa Hołdysa.
- Perfect is a medal that can be earned in the multiplayer mode of Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. It is awarded once per game, at the end of competitive game types for winning a game without dying.
- When the body of a murdered 14-year-old girl is discovered in a back alley, Detective Benson and Stabler discover the victim was a missing Pennsylvania teenager believed to have been kidnapped eight months earlier. It's discovered that, as a result of having no food and water for nearly a week, she developed a blood clot in her left lung that killed her. Ultimately its discovered she's part of a cult led by Doctor Garrett Lang to supposedly clone dead babies, while he really impregnates the girls with his own children. The head of the place she was living, Paula Haggerty initially plans to go down for the girl's death to protect Lang, but another of the girls convinces her to help them put him away for good.
- Natalia Hall miała 16 lat. Miała duże kompleksy. Jej zdrowie psychiczne było gorsze niż u przeciętnego człowieka. Mieszkała na odludziu ze znienawidzonymi wujkami. Znęcali się nad nią z powodu jej "niejadztwa". To jeszcze była w stanie znieść. Ale gdy tylko jej jedyne wsparcie - jej chłopak - z nią zerwał załamała się kompletnie. Postanowiła być idealną dziewczyną. Najpierw zaczęło się od głodówek, dziewczyna nie jadła kompletnie nic. Kiedy była już kościotrupem wciąż widziała w lustrze grubą siebie, jeszcze grubszą niż wcześniej. Prowadziło to do anoreksji, ale to nie było to. Później, jako że widziała, że ma grubą twarz (chociaż w rzeczywistości była normalna) postanowiła wyciąć sobie niedoskonałe, grube i brzydkie momenty nożem. Bolało bardzo ale nie przestawała. Jako, że ustanowiła sobie cel bycia idealną to musiała to osiągnąć. Nacięła kąciki i krztałt ust, by wyglądały na większe.Według niej, jej uszy były odstające - wycięła je. Gdy już wyglądała "idealnie" poszła do swojego byłego chłopaka. Była noc, więc dodało to klimatu. Kiedy podeszła pod jego drzwi zaczęła pukać. Otworzyła jego matka. Zobaczywszy ją w tym stanie uciekła do swojego syna i kazała mu zadzwonić po policje. Kiedy policja przyjechała zobaczyła dwa martwe ciała. Obydwa miały wycięte "nieidealne" momenty z twarzy, powiększony "uśmiech" oraz nie miały uszu. Koło nich leżała karteczka z napisem: - - - To jest moja pierwsza pasta więc mercy (to angielskie). Kategoria:Opowiadania
- Le perfect ultime représente l'aboutissement technique que tout chieur souhaite atteindre. Le perfect ultime est la quintessence du perfect car celui-ci ne laisse aucune trace ; ni sur les fesses, ni sur l'anus mais également sur la cuvette des toilettes. Un perfect ultime représente ainsi un gain de temps substantiel sur l'utilisation de brosse à chiottes. La plupart des perfect ultimes, après éjection, flottent alors à la surface sans avoir touché le bord de la cuvette. Mais plusieurs chieurs professionnels ont rapporté l'existence de perfects ultimes disparaissant dans les toilettes après leur création. Ce type de perfect ultime porte le nom de perfect sous-marin ou encore de perfect fantôme. Plusieurs hypothèses expliquant le processus de disparition de la crotte existent. La théorie la plus en vogue s'appuie sur une étude dynamique de la crotte : la vitesse de chute et l'aérodynamisme de la torpille brune, lors de l'immersion, lui confèrerait assez d'inertie pour passer le barrage cruel du siphon et ainsi disparaître directement dans la canalisation. Une autre théorie impliquerait l'effet Tunnel quantique. Réussir à recréer en laboratoire un perfect ultime sous-marin est devenu une des principales préoccupations des scientifiques à l'heure actuelle. Une théorie définitive du PUSM (Perfect Ultime Sous-Marin) aurait des retombées économique et écologiques considérables car permettant une double économie : en papier et en eau. Beaucoup pensent que le prochain Prix Nobel sera décerné au scientifique qui réussira à recréer un PUSM. Enfin, on notera également l'existence de perfect ultime sous-marin furtif. Ceux-ci ne laissant aucune trace du passage aux toilettes de l'individu non seulement par l'absence de bruit effectué normalement par l'utilisation de la chasse d'eau ou du déroulement du papier toilette mais ne laisse également aucune odeur dans la pièce où eut lieu la performance effectuée. Ces performances sont essentiellement réalisées par des femmes (nous connaissons tous le mystère planant autour des femmes allant aux toilettes mais ceci est une autre histoire). Un perfect ultime sous-marin furtif total combine toute ces performances, plus l'absence du "Splatch" sonore audible par le voisin de cabine ou la personne attendant son tour derrière la porte. Aucun indice ne laissant deviner ce que vous avez fait. Dans le milieu de la compétition, on distingue le basical perfect qui rapporte deux points à son auteur, et le ultimate perfect qui en rapporte 10. Certains documents anciens remontant au 4e siècle de notre ère et authentifiés par les plus grands philologues, nous rapportent les performances de certains sages de l'époque qui consommaient avant démonstration, une potion à base de lactose et de protéines fécale (la fécalus protéinus) dont la légendaire recette est au grand malheur des compétiteurs, perdue.
- Perfect was a CR90 corvette that served with the Imperial Navy during the Galactic Civil War. It sent a single TIE/LN starfighter to destroy a Rebel Alliance supply depot which held a number of tugs T-XL, containers Vic and Limi, RZ-1 A-wing interceptors and T-65 X-wing starfighters.
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