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| rdfs:label | - A Visit To Your Door By Your Local Scientology "Charity" Fund Collector
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| rdfs:comment | - Good day. I'm your local Church of Scientology "Charity" fund collecter. I was wondering if you, human, would be gullible enough- er, willing!, to donate to the cult-er, Church!, of Scientology... WHICH IS TOTALLY A LEGITIMATE RELIGION! Oops, sorry for that random outburst... I've been getting worse since I stopped taking those prescription drugs... BUT I'M TOTALLY OKAY NOW THAT I'VE STARTED TAKING "SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN" SCIENTOLOGIST TREATMENTS, WHICH ARE TOTALLY NOT OVERPRICED OR ANYTHING!- But I digress.
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| abstract | - Good day. I'm your local Church of Scientology "Charity" fund collecter. I was wondering if you, human, would be gullible enough- er, willing!, to donate to the cult-er, Church!, of Scientology... WHICH IS TOTALLY A LEGITIMATE RELIGION! Oops, sorry for that random outburst... I've been getting worse since I stopped taking those prescription drugs... BUT I'M TOTALLY OKAY NOW THAT I'VE STARTED TAKING "SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN" SCIENTOLOGIST TREATMENTS, WHICH ARE TOTALLY NOT OVERPRICED OR ANYTHING!- But I digress.
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